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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 10:35 PM
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The accountant says,"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,"No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end callgirl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They bot... read more
Things that I have observed that are just asinine.
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 8:32 PM
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1. Sagging pants. What is the point of wearing your pants around your knees? You aren't going to look that cool when you trip. 2. Females wearing clothes that are too small. If your waist is 26 inches wear something with the corresponding size. It's disgusting seeing your fat hanging over the sides. If you are obese wear clothes that cover you. No one wants to see your stomach hanging out, your saggy tits, or you jiggly wing like arms. Al... read more
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about me
Those who know me know that I loyal, trustworthy, and hardworking. They also say I give the best hugs and that I am violent (who me?). Sarcastic as well. To a few I am know as "Curmudgeon" or "Curmy" for short. Yeah, I'm a little territorial too.
To everyone else I am just another shadow. A face forgotten in a crowd. LOL You may be luckier that way. Favorite Quote: There is a pleasure in the pathless woods; there is a rapture on the lonely shore. There is society where none intrudes. By the deep Sea and Music in its roar: I love not Man the less but Nature more.
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