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Re: I cant get to sleep....
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DAMN!!! iT'S 4:02 A.M. here, I just woke up, and you're STILL online!
Unless you're asleep at your computer. If you are, don't drool into your keyboard. I'm just sayin' . . . discussion post on Mon, November 2, 2009 - 4:07 AM
Re: Mayhem in Mount Airy!
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
www.virginiawind.com/virgini...airy.asp
www.visitmayberry.com/ discussion post on Sun, November 1, 2009 - 10:44 PM
Re: What is your favorite. . .
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Here's some more of my favorite new words:
"dust-up" - a physical fight 'Yak" - to barf "sugar-chin" - double chin "celly" - cell phone "crackies" - crack heads "tireds" - tired, worn out, sleepy to the max (example: I don't t... read more discussion post on Sun, November 1, 2009 - 10:39 PM
Re: What is your favorite. . .
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
"dickmatized" - as in, a slave to the peen
Example: She can't leave him because she's dickmatized. Chuff, chuff, chuff!!! discussion post on Sun, November 1, 2009 - 10:28 PM
Mayhem in Mount Airy!
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Aunt Bea!!! Aunt Bea!!!
Mount Airy - in the news!!! In a bad way!!! 4 Shot to Death in North Carolina TV Store Monday, November 02, 2009 Print ShareThisMOUNT AIRY, N.C. — Four men were killed in a shooting at a northwestern No... read more discussion post on Sun, November 1, 2009 - 10:18 PM
Re: Depressed
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I'm there! I love snacks and would like to try that Lotus position thingy.
discussion post on Sun, November 1, 2009 - 8:16 AM
Depressed
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Aunt Bea
I think I'm depressed. Or it could be gas. *poot!* Does depression smell like sulphur? discussion post on Sun, November 1, 2009 - 1:15 AM
Re: Ssshhh! Secrets . . .
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*jaw drops to floor*
discussion post on Sun, November 1, 2009 - 1:09 AM
Re: Bad Apples
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I don't cry honey, I cry tears. And when I do, they call me a "Salty Dog"!
Chuff, chuff, chuff!!! discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 11:59 PM
Re: if jesus had a kid...
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I pass, I got missin' parts.
Besides, I'm not into humanality. That crosses too many boundaries for me. discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 11:56 PM
Re: I'd rather play
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
EXCUSE me?!
discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 11:49 PM
Ssshhh! Secrets . . .
(in ++T.M.I.++)
Last March I told Phaedra that I really liked the stewed tomatoes she served with dinner, but I didn't like them. In fact, I got to gaggin' and tossed them up in her camera bag and then zipped it up and dragged it behind the altar in Anna Nicole'...
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discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 7:38 PM
Re: I'd rather play
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Oh that doesn't pay money - just the satisfaction of riddin'the world of crack zombies, one at a time, CCL.
discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 6:22 PM
Re: Halloween candy
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I begged Phaedra for some candy corn or just one caramel apple on a stick. My all-time favorite is popcorn balls!!!
I did see her shovin' a Wal-Mart bag in between the towels in the hallway closet. Maybe she did get some Halloween goodies! ... read more discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 5:49 PM
Re: has there always been a comma after "Ask"
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
It popped up in the summer. Somewhere there is an old thread discussin' it. Aunt Bea will have to 'splain.
discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 5:44 PM
I'd rather play
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Aunt Bea!!! Aunt Bea!!!
I think Phaedra needs a wedge adjustment. She just sat down next to me on the sofa and said I may have to help out around here and get a job!! I'd rather relax on the floor in a sun beam and listen to the soothin' s... read more discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 5:42 PM
Re: Halloween candy
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Same over here. Phaedra lost her caregiver job when the Granma went into the hospital. We're broke as a joke over here.
No Halloween, no Thanksgivin' and no Christmas. Oh well . . . we still got our sense of humor! . . . sigh . . . discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 5:15 PM
Re: Hey y'all
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Have a great birthday! May I have a small slice of your birthday cake, please? discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 5:05 PM
Re: Not Good
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I'm glad that your Mom is home, Snert.
Granma is going to be transfered to the "rest home" tomorrow - for some rest before she comes back home. Are we still goin' trick or treatin' tomorrow night? Will you be able to leave your Mom for a... read more discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 4:29 PM
Bad Apples
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Aunt Bea!!! Aunt Bea!!!
"Snitches are bitches who wind up in ditches!" This is scary!! How come SOME teens are so cruel today? discussion post on Fri, October 30, 2009 - 4:23 PM
Re: Halloween candy
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
*sniff . . .sniff-sniff . . .sniff . . .*
discussion post on Thu, October 29, 2009 - 10:51 AM
Re: Not Good
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Granma Update:
Granma is better. The doctor says she should go home in a couple of days. Then she has to see her regular doctor. She hates to be in the hospital. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. discussion post on Mon, October 26, 2009 - 8:24 PM
Not Good
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Aunt Bea!!! Aunt Bea!!!
The Granma is in the hospital with pneumonia!!! (Really) She went in yesterday afternoon and it looks like she'll be in for a couple more days. Please send some prayers or good thoughts her way. discussion post on Mon, October 26, 2009 - 11:16 AM
Re: The Stars!!
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
www.youtube.com/watch
discussion post on Sat, October 24, 2009 - 6:55 PM
Don't
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Aunt Bea!!! Aunt Bea!!!
Don't be tardy for the party! discussion post on Thu, October 22, 2009 - 7:25 PM
Re: Straights in Gayberry
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Yes, I am straight.
I'd jiggle my bits - but I don't have any . . . discussion post on Wed, October 21, 2009 - 10:08 PM
Re: Finding the Gay Mayberry
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I was born on a working ranch in Hollister, California. The ranch owner had a pit bull and corgis. He used the corgis to handle the cattle. I was always waaay out in the back 40, sleepin', relaxin', checkin' things out. I stayed on the perimet...
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discussion post on Wed, October 21, 2009 - 11:53 AM
Re: Finding the Gay Mayberry
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I'm straight, but the Vet cut off my balls.
*BIG SIGH* discussion post on Wed, October 21, 2009 - 11:26 AM
Re: SO happy . . .
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I want to nuzzle Karina!
I wonder if she likes dogs . . . discussion post on Mon, October 19, 2009 - 8:14 PM
Re: Pickles and Refried Beans. .
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
I still wanna try mustard on my watermelon.
discussion post on Mon, October 19, 2009 - 8:12 PM
SO happy . . .
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Aunt Bea!!! Aunt Bea!!!
I'm relaxin' on the sofa, nibblin' on minty Dibs and watchin' "Dancing with the Stars" with Phaedra! discussion post on Mon, October 19, 2009 - 8:10 PM
Re: Gays in Mayberry
(in Ask Aunt Bea!)
Do we have to do this? I like everyone.
Except for Zombies!!! Is that so wrong? Just askin' . . . discussion post on Mon, October 19, 2009 - 6:15 PM
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I was born on a ranch in Hollister, California. I am Cardigan Corgi-Pit Bull. When I was about 1 1/2 years old I came to live with Phaedra, in the south bay area. She home schooled me and we have been together ever since. She is my best friend.
I'm pretty much satisfied with my life, although I would like to travel more. I love to go to parks, festivals, local coffee houses, farmers markets, long walks. I also enjoy family gatherings, barbeques, outdoor sports. Of course I do enjoy down time. I love afternoon naps, soaking up the sun in the backyard, visiting friends, shopping at Petsmart and Petco. I love to socialize.
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CALL A PRIEST!!! Phaedra was on the train to Crazy Town! I'm raisin' a white flag of surrender! I've been subjected to an entire afternoon of Phaedra singin' and dancin' Michael Jackson!
Sat, June 27, 2009 - 6:38 PM
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If you were here you might have noticed extra sparkly particles of glitter floatin' in the air. This possum head was singin' and moonwalkin' all afternoon. It was like a parade down to the 12th Circle of Hell! I kept hopin' that someone would rush into the room and hit her snooze button. This wasn'... read more 
Photo of Dead Sea Salt Domes
Wed, June 24, 2009 - 9:55 AM
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By JOSEPH MARKS, Associated Press Writer – Tue Jun 23, 9:34 am ET EIN GEDI, Israel – Eli Raz was peering into a narrow hole in the Dead Sea shore when the earth opened up and swallowed him. Fearing he would never be found alive in the 30-foot- deep pit, he scribbled his will on an old postcard. After 14 hours a search party pulled him from the hole unhurt, and five years later the 69-year-old geologist is working to save others from a similar fate, lead... read more 
Alert the local news! Hide your crack rocks and stash away your pipes! Phaedra has finally given up her beloved Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Venti! This was only because she over dosed after drinkin' THREE in one day! She had the look of a deer in the headlights well into the night! I could hear her heart poundin' from across the room and she had an exacto knife clutched in her hand for about 9 hours! I was afraid for my own safety! She didn't look very happy in the face. She was freakin' ou...
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Thu, May 28, 2009 - 11:31 PM
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South Korean Experts Claim To Have Cloned Glowing Dogs
Tue, April 28, 2009 - 10:50 AM
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SEOUL, South Korea – South Korean scientists say they have engineered four beagles that glow red using cloning techniques that could help develop cures for human diseases. The four dogs, all named "Ruppy" — a combination of the words "ruby" and "puppy" — look like typical beagles by daylight. But they glow red under ultraviolet light, and the dogs' nails and abdomens, which have thin skins, look red even to the naked eye. Seoul Nat... read more 
Phaedra went to the salon yesterday (although I think she was really hangin' out at Hometown Buffet) and forgot to take her house keys with her. She couldn't get back into the house! She had two Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Ventis with her - one for her and one for the Granma. She sat them down on the patio table and took the screen off of Granma's window. She scared Granma but then Granma saw her newly manicured french tips clawing at the window and realized what had happened.
Fri, April 17, 2009 - 6:02 PM
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Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight
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Green Leaves
I've seen many of these. Each one is distinctive.
What do they really think of me?January 10, 2008
Who's a good dog? Who's a good dog.. Yes you are Jeff... Belly Rubs.. Here's a treat.. Woof Woof..
November 28, 2007
I have developed a deep and abiding love for Jeff, although I have never met him in person. I can see the goodness shine through his eyes. He is such a good friend to Phaedra, and works so hard to better himself in all areas.
He has a heart of gold, the soul of a poet, and the spirit and loyalty of a good dog. He has a genuine lust for life. You can't beat that combination! I am honored to be on the planet at the same time as Jeff. November 21, 2007
I have said this many times and I will say it again. Jeff is a good boy. He is the best dog in the entire world. Jeff ROCKS
Bruce September 12, 2007
Jeff, is the sweetest, smartest dog I have never met! He makes me laugh and my dogs get jealous everytime I communicate with you because your doggness is that great, they can smell you on me. They wish they could come and play with you!
Belly Rubs! January 22, 2007
He makes me want to wiggle and stuff.
December 9, 2006
Jeff is the best thing to ever happen to me! I love him to bits! I am so happy he came into my life. He is a true, loyal friend. He is there for me - always. If I should be feeling down, he is right there, snuggling his head under my hand, to comfort me. He can be a boisterous, fun-lover who makes me laugh until my stomach hurts! He is my shadow - always there. First thing I see each morning is the back of his head on the pillow next to me. Very comforting. I am fortunate to have him for a friend and confidant.
I'm smellin' somethin'
Fractured Jeff
I'm ready to travel!
Me and My Bull Whip!
Chef Jeff
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