October 1, 2003
Listen up, crystal from the eighties series dynasty. you left your feces unflushed at my house and using my seemen and tissue paper i made a voodoo flapjack doll that is now solidifying in my fridge, gingivitis. does your tummy ache, effeminite archeologist whore? that's just my needle in yo turd simalcrum stomahc. aol keyword you suck. google that, nutless wonder. ps - let's kick it this weekend.
August 2, 2003
Don't let the suave look fool you, this man is a trained assassin and covert ops expert. Actually one of the few Canadians to make it on the international sabotage/spy game. I can't say I've seen him since a the little dispute we had over that microfilm in Kuala Lumpur... but that's another story.