joined on 07/28/03
last updated 09/04/05
August 19, 2008
You warm me up when I am freezing, you are v good at handling me, and I love you a lot of muches.
In conclusion, YAMF.
June 2, 2005
Dan is stinky, but totally in a good way.
March 29, 2005
Every time I've been to a truly *good* party, Dan has been there. I no longer believe this to be a coincidence.
March 13, 2005
Dan...
...acquired by Ali in 2001 during a Popcorn Anti-Theatre weekend trip to Tahoe, during which Bronco Betty proclaimed him "Dan the Man"
...has thoroughly enjoyed his continued corruption through various means in various venues: mountaintop Illuminaughty parties, hot springs, desert fun, sOakland silliness...it's fun to have Raver Dan activated.
...is a mad genius behind such creations as the Humping Dogs www.boingboing.net/2005/03/...dogs.html and putting the SEX in the Flying Pig Sex Disaster through his patented Robot Fucking Technology (um, yeah)
...evidence that people choose kindred spirit animal companions, for Maggie is such a sweet, enthusiastic & wonderfully spazzy, athletic poopy
...adored by many, especially when donning fishnets or flysuits
...has slept in an igloo that he built
Everything's better with bit of Dan.
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Woe is me
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I just spent the last 5 hours updating my resume. Shoot me now. Please.
The saddest thing ever
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Instead of going to that raver party at the cracktory, I stayed home and made a big jar of dill pickles. Am I an old geezer or what?
Anyone want to go to a clothing swap tonight?
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Hi peeps! I'm on this mailing list for clothing swaps, and someone is hosting one in Potrero Hill tonight, and I want to go, but I don't know anyone there and because as you all know I'm incredibly insecure, I need a posse to come with me. Anyon...
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Fame is mine! Mua-ha-ha-ha.
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So, I had a totally unsolicited phone interview today with some startup dude, and in the middle of asking me some technical questions, he says "so, uh, what are the humping robodogs?" It totally just made my day!
He actually asked me a few que...
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Sat, March 3, 2007 - 1:20 AM
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I just spent the last 5 hours updating my resume. Shoot me now. Please.
Tue, September 27, 2005 - 1:19 AM
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Instead of going to that raver party at the cracktory, I stayed home and made a big jar of dill pickles. Am I an old geezer or what?
Sat, September 24, 2005 - 11:05 PM
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Hi peeps! I'm on this mailing list for clothing swaps, and someone is hosting one in Potrero Hill tonight, and I want to go, but I don't know anyone there and because as you all know I'm incredibly insecure, I need a posse to come with me. Anyone want to join me? It's from 7-10, I'm probably aiming for an 8pm arrival. Who wanna?
-Dan, who loves both costumes and runons very very much
Wed, September 21, 2005 - 5:05 PM
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So, I had a totally unsolicited phone interview today with some startup dude, and in the middle of asking me some technical questions, he says "so, uh, what are the humping robodogs?" It totally just made my day!
He actually asked me a few questions about them, so I told him to watch the video. (shameless plug: you too can watch the video at www.humpingdogs.net/ ) He asked me how well my cafepress store was doing. I said "I've only sold three items so far, which is why I'm now ...
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Mon, September 19, 2005 - 10:28 PM
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! Art Against Bush !,
!!!SAFETY THIRD!!!,
*::gUrlz @ thA aZn maLL::*,
+MISSION Action,
0foto,
2006 Black Rock City Events "Calend,
6.7.08 Ali's B-Day at Cafe van Kleef,
94609ish NW Oakland,
Adams Point Oakland,
Albany Bulb,
Art Whore SF,
Assassin's Game,
Bay Area Hiking!,
Berkeley-Oakland Singles,
Billion Bunnies,
BLACKLIGHT BALL,
boingboing,
Burnin'Bush,
Burning Man,
Burning Mason,
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