what do you get when you cross a pirate captain with a Victorian Dad?

you find a being who knows exactly how he wants to live his life and one who does exactly that... (including but not limited to, pillaging, beatings, finding pirates booty, a constant supply of tea and climbing volcanos...)

t's about quality. quality of thought, experience, people, food, refreshments... everything about this man is upstanding and outstanding (even when he's wearing his yellow, frilly lederhosen!) only the very best is sufficient, in every aspect of the way he carries himself through the world.

this is one of the most quality human beings that i've known. a kindred spirit, he see's the world the way it should be viewed and has shown me, taught me how to live life to the fullest. he is a true social utilitarian.

that and the fact that he is my burning man dad (took my brc virgin ass to the playa after years of telling me about it), leaves me eternally grateful to his kindness and generosity.

with all the orange love in the world...

This here Cap'n laughs at me a lot, er... that is, makes me laugh a lot with his monkey like play, and helps me recognize many of the hidden intricacies of life with the precision of a great warrior and the vision of an eagle.
He is solid - truly kind with one of the warmest of hearts... and he's really great in the sack ;)