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“We talk far too much. We should talk less and draw more. I personally should like to renounce speech altogether and, like organic Nature, communicate everything I have to say in sketches. That fig tree, this little snake, the cocoon on my window sill quietly awaiting its future – all these are momentous signatures.”

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Michael Crichton has always been one of my idols. He is one of America's most well-known intelligent men. He has written many books, and while they are not always widely read, they are well-received. Jurassic Park, Sphere, and Timeline were not simply ridiculous Hollywood blockbusters, but also very in-depth novels which had scientific backing to many of their hypotheses and queries. They were books that spurred me on in my formative years to become a more educated person. I was reading ... read more
Mon, September 15, 2008 - 2:31 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
I don't know what I like most about this - maybe it's Jean-Luc Picard cruising down the street with a pirate hat on in a boat with wheels, or maybe it's the fact that if you were on acid, it would probably delete your mind from inside of your head - but I love this video. It is amazing. I would take a very precise and measured leap to say that it is probably the best thing to hit the internet next to Hello Kitty Darth Vader.

www.shoutfile.com/v/TWdSb0Jj/TWdSb0Jj

I would watch i... read more
Sun, November 18, 2007 - 1:06 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
Apparently this makes news.

www.nytimes.com/2007/10/28...jayjay.html

Wow. WOW. Holy fucking shit. Again I say, W-O-W. Wow. And then I have to ask WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Following that, I would like to tell the media that I think I used the word va-jay-jay when I was in middle school and used to be uncomfortable saying vagina. I mean, I love the word... read more
Sat, November 3, 2007 - 10:34 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
Why is it that I have heard oh so much about all of the candidates that I don't give a shit about and hardly anything about this guy (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Dodd )? Sure, I have heard the name once or twice, but didn't pay it much mind until the man stepped forward and not only criticized, but put at least a temporary halt to the Bush administration's doings (blog.wired.com/27bstroke6...odd-an.html ). What I appreciate is that he is doing his damnedes... read more
Sat, October 20, 2007 - 5:10 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
8 AMish at the Fresh Pot.
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The sun comes up, coaxing the long shadows out of the night. It's cold outside. I'm layered from head to toe. I may as well have sweaters on my teeth.

The sun keeps rising. I feel like it's hoping to get my attention - happily trying to tug me along into the world for which I awoke two hours too early.

And it's still cold outside.

I watch a teenage girl get out of her father's car and walk past the coffee shop that I am in so that she can go down t... read more
Thu, September 20, 2007 - 1:08 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
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The Shit I Spit

Cosmic Lee's Intergalactic Traveling Show presents the CLIT Teaser Show! ( events » nightlife ) With performers from March Fourth Marching Band!
Belly dancing by Tigerlilly and guests!
Food by Open Heart Cafe!
Doors open at 8 PM. The CLIT Show will begin at 9 PM.
DJ Danger Russ and DJ Justin Jade and others will be playing until close.
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event starts Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 8:00 PM
Everyone ought to read this article and share it with whomever they know. (blog entry) Michael Crichton has always been one of my idols. He is one of America's most well-known intelligent men. He has written many books, and while they are not always widely read, they are well-received. Jurassic Park, Sphere, and Timeline were not... read more
blog entry posted Mon, September 15, 2008 - 2:31 PM permalink - 0 comments
Please transport my water to Burning Man! ( community » other ) So, here's the thing. I do not need a ride. I have one already. I have e... read more
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Need a Burning Man ticket for cheap! ( community » other ) Hi! I'm semi-retarded and didn't buy my ticket early on even with the li... read more
listing posted Sun, August 10, 2008 - 4:46 PM
Thank you, StumbleUpon! Thank you SO F***ING MUCH! (blog entry) I don't know what I like most about this - maybe it's Jean-Luc Picard cruising down the street with a pirate hat on in a boat with wheels, or maybe it's the fact that if you were on acid, it would probably delete your mind from inside of your head... read more
blog entry posted Sun, November 18, 2007 - 1:06 AM permalink - 2 comments
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