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Tesla Sucks (as if you didn't already know)

   Thu, May 19, 2005 - 12:44 PM
MY fiancee talked me into going last night. Thought I was getting the better end of the deal based on the negotiation but now I'm not so sure.

These guys are old--way to old to be wearing mullets and bell-bottoms. Every song/lyrics included at least 5-10 cliches and the lead singer seems to have a coke problem as he kept smacking his lips and wiping his nose.

The first five minutes were pretty funny (watching all the Teslaheads) but what do you do after that? I could only drink so much beer.

And, to top it off, the guitarist did a version of Led Zeppelin's Ramble On that would have scared even the most die-hard D&D playing-mullet wearing-Ratt fan.

If you ever find yourself contemplating seeing Tesla live, stick your hand in a blender, poke your eye with a needle--whatever you need to do to jar yourself out of that ghastly reverie. You'll thank me later....


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Fri, May 20, 2005 - 2:11 PM
Just take her to one of those state fair shows where you can see bands like Journey, Styx and Foreigner. The Saratoga Winery appears to stock artists of this caliber constantly!
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Thu, June 16, 2005 - 12:41 PM
I take offense Darian... Ratt, Tesla, Damn Yankees, Great White and the rest all hold a special place in my heart - they remind me of my white trash roots.
I hope all is well, see you at 1015 party.