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my profile, look at it, click the link, pre-order the book. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!



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my profile contains really weird "linky" type deals that can help you get a whole BOOK of these naked ladies.



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"Hey merkley???, What is todays date?



"11-11"



"What time is it?"



"11:11"



"I heard you're making a book of a bunch of your lady friends naked with their favorite shoes on sofas, just how many nude lady pals are in it?"



"111"



"When is it coming out?"



"1-11"



"You mean January 11th right? Where is the release party gonna be?



"111 minna gallery."



"What time?"



"11pm"



"Word is that you decided to publish the book yourself because you don't know how to read contracts and are afraid of book stores and libraries and getting porked by book business buttholes and that you'd instead rather print a super duper limited edition of them on your own so that you can make them big and heavy (11x14, 222 thick pages) and sign and number them like rare and collectable pieces of art that will most likely sell out lickety split and then you can wipe your hands of the whole deal and move forward into the sunrise while leaving your nice customers with a purchase that will certainly only grow in value from day one and within a few months each copy will be worth a million bucks OR MORE. Just how rare will they be? Exactly how many copies are you making?



"1111."



"Wow, that's rare indeed. When you discount the 111 copies given to the 111 women in the book, and the free ones you'll probably hand out to cripples and political figures there will be less than 1000 for sale. That ain't SHIT, that's less than 10 copies per naked girl in the book. That'll barely covers each woman's uncles and myspace stalkers. You must be some kind of fucking SAINT. How much will each one cost?"



"$111."



"That's INSANE, cruddy coffee table books at Burns and Nobble cost more that that and they aren't even SIGNED and NUMBERED MAN! What are you gonna call the book?



"111???."



"Well shit damn hell, we better hurry up and make our orders pre-release style or we're gonna be sorry, how can we do that?"



Look at the top of my profile for the special link where you can RESERVE A COPY.





"Great. I did it. When do I get my book, ummm I mean "valuable piece of art?"



"Orders will be shipped on 1-11-07"









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i built that chair 10 years ago, i was basically inspired by the ever presence of junk but also probably terry gilliam's Brazil --- now i guess they are calling the style "steampunk" which sounds kinda douchey to me but whatever.



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My step dad works a desk job for the mormon church as an overseer of janitorial services and he used to hook me up with all the mics that for one reason or another were considered fucked up -- usually i could find nothing wrong with them -- some people just don't know how to plug shit in.





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I shot this for Noah because Noah may or may not have been selected by an unnamed Magazine as one of the world's 100 awesomest something or others that might rhyme with "dweeb" and he needed a picture but they probably won't use it because it doesn't look like how he looks in his famous YouTube video . We'll see.



oh yeah and he made a photo of me too and i really like it because A. he is talented and B. it's my first real photo since I stopped being fat.





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This picture is in the next issue of Juxtapoz. You can buy that hat and many others from these fuckers: www.goorin.com



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This picture is in this months Juxtapoz. You can buy that hat and many others from these fuckers: www.goorin.com



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blemishes killed:

1. redness on side right side of nose where it's still reddish. precursor to rosacea no doubt. goody.

2. redness on right cheek. same deal.

3. dickhead zit on forehead above right eye. the right side of my face basically sucks.

4. slightly bloodshot eyes due to birthday drunk and inner turmoil.

5. ugly clogged pores on my nose that i hope nobody notices in true life.

6. two asshole old man eyebrow hairs one mile long each pointing north. again on right side of face.

7. beard deficiency on, you guessed it, the right side. wait, i didn't fix it on this one, only on the next one.

8. my right. your left.



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blemishes killed:

1. redness on side right side of nose where it's still reddish. precursor to rosacea no doubt. goody.

2. redness on right cheek. same deal.

3. dickhead zit on forehead above right eye. the right side of my face basically sucks.

4. slightly bloodshot eyes due to birthday drunk and inner turmoil.

5. ugly clogged pores on my nose that i hope nobody notices in true life.

6. two asshole old man eyebrow hairs one mile long each pointing north. again on right side of face.

7. beard deficiency on, you guessed it, the right side.

8. my right. your left.



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Credits for the photo go to my mom. I did not take this picture myself!



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