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Darth Spanky

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joined on 03/15/04
last updated 01/13/06

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March 16, 2004

Timothy Leary, Hunter S. Thompson, and Alice in Wonderland, all rolled into one smug package. This man is dangerous when juiced. A smart ass full of smack-in-your-face satire and irony. He is Webmaster, artist, philosopher, and prankster. If encountered, this man should be treated as insane.

What can you say. Mike is a great guy.

March 15, 2004

Mike is such a great guy!And a great rafter,too!I only wish we could visit more!

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sweaters

on january went a young spork's fancy terns two lube eye eye eye to see what he could eye eye eye but all that he could eye eye eye was the bottom. this was only the first warning in what...

Fri, January 20, 2006 - 3:21 PM permalink

another good day

my luxurious hair tumbled from my head in waves of thick brown streams, covering my shoulders, the peacock chair i sat on, and most of the turkish rug that adorned my villa home. a small child nestled sweetly into my...

Fri, January 20, 2006 - 2:44 PM permalink

keeping ahead

nothing is absolute. everything is not. nothing and everything are exclusive. nothing is the opposite of everything and everything is not nothing so if everything excludes nothing then everything is not really everything and nothing is absolute. nothing is absolute....

Fri, January 13, 2006 - 3:58 PM permalink

all this and puppets too

the hair shirt is a suffering irritant to the monk but to the man that is naked, sitting in a snow drift after eating too much ice cream and wearing ice shoes, it is a warm blessing. but he can't...

Fri, January 13, 2006 - 3:09 PM permalink

babby bunnies and coot widdle foo foos

when the dam broke, the flood came over us quickly. it washed over us like a super nova of love. of love, i say, because it was not a dam that held back waters but a dam that held back...

Fri, December 23, 2005 - 11:17 AM permalink

originally published at partly my fault

Darth Spanky's ARRRRR!

IT'S A TRAP!

Admiral Ackbar is a Mon Calamari. Seriously. What, oh what, was George Lucas smoking when he thought to call that race of aliens "Mon Calamari"?!!! Admiral Ackbar's quintensential Star Wars scene is when he makes the excrutiatingly obvious statement of "IT'S A TRAP!" But I love the end of ROTJ best when you can see him dancing with Ewoks. I like to think he met a nice Ewok and settled down and made... furry... fish... things.

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index..._trap!
www.itsatrap.net

Fri, June 17, 2005 - 1:31 PM permalink - 1 comment

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Who be this Darth Spanky?

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Location

Los Angeles

about me

What if you're driving a car, but it's not a car, it's Charo, and she's screeching "cootchie, cootchie, cootchie!!!" and you break off the steering wheel as you head for a cliff and Charo has no brakes!!! You drive off the cliff, screaming, and just before you hit the ground... she runs out of gas and you step gingerly off. But here's the weird part... you lost your hat!

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