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*J*

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joined on 12/29/04
last updated 10/04/07
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Dirty Fucking Lies

February 17, 2008
Like many of my friends, J is a man who accumulates Lore of every variety about the boundaries of his actual extraordinary life. So it follows that different people understand him in many different ways; not unlike Hermes, Kerouac, Christ. And like those personages of historical significance, it is best to approach the J Conundrum from a Mythologist's perspective. He can be most wholly understood through his reflection on the culture in which he is enmeshed as both object and creator. A man with his hands deep in the clay, and one I am proud to call friend. Cross him and you cross me.

5000. - N.
July 18, 2007
Jay = most wanderful person in the world to ever exist.(and my personal #1 friend of all time.)any one fucks with Jay and I stab them full of holes.
November 6, 2006
J makes very good eye contact.
February 26, 2006
"informative email of erotic prose and mythological phantasy scenarios"
awwww.
tell me the tales/show me if you must about our beloved Isis.
you do know she is inked over my heart for life, don't you?!
when i need a "J" fix, i open a gift box and take a deep inhale......
amazing you are, like no other.
the J we all love!


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Yog Fodder

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Miseris Succurere Disco:

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Location
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I enjoy reading long-winded masturbatory descriptions of people in their on-line bios
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Mors Janua Vitae

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What kind of fruit do you like the best?
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Wed, April 16, 2008 - 1:46 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
I run around all day, almost every day.
In order to do this more efficiently,
I take tea and honey.
The caffiene and sugar create music in my blood.
They create bliss in my mind.
When I come home,
I lay back upon my bed and sip aloe vera juice,
unbuttoning my pants and rolling up my sleeves
as I stare into the septagram between the horns of Isis.
Pleasuring myself,
I feel waves of warmth wash over my body,
and my tailbone and lower vertabrae pop and seem to spread open as I atta... read more
Wed, February 13, 2008 - 2:24 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
What the footage does not get into is the fact that this man has advanced to this state
because of the fact that he is a Jehovah's Witness, and therefore is not "allowed" to receive the blood transfusion
necessary for the operation, the "blood thing" mentioned in the 2nd film.
His religion has turned him into a monster!
(not just figuratively, like most religious monsters)
......And it gives me special joy to watch him eat,
as well as listen to him try to speak.
Watch the drama unfold... read more
Wed, December 5, 2007 - 10:28 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
I have new "friends" in my dreams,
and they have been coming around a bit too much lately for my tastes.

While their origin is still yet unknown,
they may be found in the intestinal tracts of the parrot fish that are imported from the east
and are sold in asian grocery stores. If enough of the "chum" is accumulated into a pile and left in the rays of the rising sun,
the parasitic bacteria transmogrifies the innards and viscera first into crude bodies resembling cyclopean amoebas,
("... read more
Mon, October 29, 2007 - 11:16 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
www.youtube.com/watch

What's really great about this is the musical score.
.....Well, that and gratuitous genitalia shot.
Wed, October 10, 2007 - 1:36 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
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Tempus Edax Rerum

Re: Calling all ACTORS, FAERIES, PICKLE-EATERS, & PLUM SUCKERS.... (in WATER IN THE DESERT FESTIVAL) I will do any, all and everything necessary to make this project a reality and a success......
and its NOT just so I can be in a dressing room with a Fairy Chorus!
Really!
discussion post on Wed, April 30, 2008 - 3:28 PM
I need cheap digs! ( housing » roommates ) So, heres my story:
I need a living space to rent,
but I dont have mu... read more
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