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slive

offline 57 friends
joined on 08/30/06
last updated 02/26/08
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lookin bad ass per usual

I can do these type of poses on demand. Talk to my agent.
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A hot new marionette on the scene!

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Cool Bears

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Socks to be you

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Pirate dogs mostly

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Pirates, Beavers, Katts, Llamas+Critters

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My Testimonials

November 18, 2007
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slive! moo moo!
September 28, 2007
I've been missing Slive and then I realized Slive has been here all along. Slive is everywhere (like Brittany or Lindsay, but with more panache and less cooter flashing)...
Slive dude, you rock.
December 2, 2006
Warm. Fuzzy. Slive is a sock of great moral fiber.
September 1, 2006
slive is like so awesome. cool and neat to hang out with and always knows how to accessorize!
August 31, 2006
Slive can jive and is alive like no other sock puppet I've met before! Well, I haven't actually met him in person, but he's one cool dude who likes to rock out like I do. So get to know him, he'll rock your sock world! WOO HOO!
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Piratte Art and Craft Gallery and Shop

Please visit: www.floraspond.etsy.com
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slive live

I have touched the saint myself, otherwise I'd say it's impossible to believe.

Keep your eyes posted, because many places where you see the saint, you can see ME truly!
Sun, February 24, 2008 - 10:09 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
I've been wondering what I might look like with limbs.
Follow below link to get an idea. Let me know what you think.
Keep in mind: I'd be wearing all black, and lots of man jewelry.

www.elfyourself.com/
Sat, December 1, 2007 - 11:46 AM permalink - 5 comments
 
Dudes, I broke my neck!

It's a long story but I fell down a hole and basically broke my neck. No joke! Us socks can twist and even tie into a knot without much permanent damage. But this was serious.

So I didn't log on here for a long ass time. I had hoped somebody would get the word around. I thought they did - I got a large rusted pick up body delivered to the front yard, figured that was you guys. The landlord hated it! It wasn't you? Thanks, whoever!

Hey don't take credit for t... read more
Mon, August 27, 2007 - 4:30 PM permalink - 6 comments
 
I never knew I could miss a friend so much. When a friend isn't gone, you don't wonder if you'd miss him. You are too busy not missing him.

With Shilo, it was drunken jam sessions at all times of the day, goin to see bands and partyin' in the alleys because we couldn't read the schedules or figure out how to carry money and beer at the same time. We had friendly competition around attractive socks.

I never knew a more down to earth, easy to jive with sock buddy. I think he embodies th... read more
Tue, May 22, 2007 - 10:05 AM permalink - 6 comments
 
I just love these!
Fri, May 11, 2007 - 9:37 AM permalink - 8 comments
 
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SOCK PUPPETS OF THE WORLD UNITE

Lyrics borrowed from The Smiths “Shoplifters of the World Unite” (Thank you, Morrisey! and the Smiths!)
Lyrics tweaked for The Socks Pistols by Slive Jive


Learn to love me
Assemble my face
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a list of crime
My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind

Oh, sock puppets of the world
Unite and take over
Sock puppets of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over

Learn to love me
And assemble my face
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw on Channel Four

Sock puppets of the world
Unite and take over
Sock puppets of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over

A heartless hand on my shoulder
A push - and it's over
Alabaster crashes down
(Six months is a long time)
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a sock drawer
But before I began ...
I was bored before I even began

Sock puppets of the world
Unite and take over
Sock puppets of the world
Unite and take over
Sock puppets of the world
Unite and take over
Sock puppets of the world
Take over

To audition for the Socks Pistols, go to
tribes.tribe.net/sockhead

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slive jive

Gender
Unknown
about me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I's a pirate!
I's a sock pirate, wid roots in the beaver family. Not Beaver Cleaver, you butt head!

I's a little rough around ze edges and looking to tangle with the same or different! Just don't get me lost in no dryer!
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Where my name comes from: Slithy > Slive

Jabberwocky

Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson)


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

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Tom Waits: The Piano Has Been Drinking

The piano has been drinking
my neck tie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the juke box has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spot light looks like a prision break
cause the telephone is out of cigarretes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking

and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he cant't see out off the other
and the piano tuner's got a hearing aide
and showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking

couse the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking

and you can't find your waitress
with a geiger counter
and she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her

and the box office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ashtrays have retired
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me.