Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed, and the devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors burst open, and a rolling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the
pews and run outdoors, screaming.... all except for two. One is the Pastor, and the other is an elderly farmer.
Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can
understand why you didn't run away. You are in your Lord's house. You preach against me every day,... read more

Why GOD Created Children
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing God said was, "... read more

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked, 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury y... read more

This was sent to me by my Tribe friend aurelia! The author is unknown, but I wouldn't question the validity or legitimacy of this piece. It is right on the money!

Dog And Cat
By: Author Unknown

I just realized that while children are dogs -- loyal and
affectionate -- teenagers are cats. It's so easy to be a dog
owner. You feed it, train it, boss it around. It puts its
head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a
Rembrandt painting. It bounds indoors with enthusiasm when
... read more