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Things that not a lot of people know about me, well....uhhhhh....'till now.
I have next to no sense of direction. I used to sport a mullet haircut. I can fake a Russian accent very convincingly and have done so on several occasions. I can eat an entire meal while driving, I steer with my knees. Sight seeing does nothing for me, ever. Nude beaches are like therapy for me. I have never rotated my tires or balanced my checkbook, not even once. In conversation I sometimes pretend that I have seen a particular movie when in actuality I have only seen the previews or read the review. I'm a happy drunk. I've seen the Matrix a couple of times and still don't get it. I'm not nearly as promiscuous as people think I am. I would choose to be smart and ugly rather than dumb and good looking. I'm not a "people person". I hate letter box but like widescreen. I don't have a cell phone, ipod, the fastest internet connection or every cable channel ever created. A school teacher once told my mother that I was the most antisocial child she had ever seen.....I'm better now. Invite me into your tribe already God damn it!!! ....Still there?
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The makers of Minute Maid orange juice are strongly denying suggestions that its television ad campaign featuring Popeye the sailorman promotes a homosexual agenda.
Wed, October 1, 2008 - 3:16 PM
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"There's nothing hidden in our intent," company spokesman Dan Schafer told WorldNetDaily. "There's no hidden message to it." The issue gained worldwide attention after a report in the Daily Star of London featured the headline: "Oh Buoy! Popeye's gone gay!" The report analyzed a recent juice commercial starring cartoon cha... read more 
Ape goes for "Da Bears!!"
Sun, February 4, 2007 - 7:06 PM
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01:54 PM PST on Friday, February 2, 2007 By SEAN JACKS, kgw.com staff The Bears are going to win this year's Super Bowl. That's what one Oregon Zoo resident thinks, at least. www.oregonzoo.org Inji, the matriarch of the zoo’s orangutans made her annual pigskin prediction Friday morning in front of a crowd of curious spectators at the zoo. She and her exhibit mates had four t-shirts to choose from, two with a Bears logo on them, two with a Colts ... read more 
Check it out: Go to Google.com and type in the word "failure" without the quotes and hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Tue, December 12, 2006 - 8:34 PM
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Damn! They changed the link but they can't change history. After just over two years, Google has finally defused the “Google Bomb” that has returned US President George W. Bush at the top of its results in a search on miserable failure. The move wasn’t a post-State Of The Union Address gift for Bush. Instead, it’s part of an overall algorithm change designed to stop such mass li... read more 
Jewish Aryan Nations Supporter Harold von Braunhut Dead at 77
Fri, September 29, 2006 - 5:05 PM
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Activism; Posted on: 2003-12-22 00:51:12 by Paul Westman The New York Times reports that Harold von Braunhut, 77, wealthy Aryan Nations backer and mail order merchandiser of gimmicky novelties such as X-Ray eyeglasses that supposedly allow wearers to see through clothing, died November 28, 2003 in Indian Head, Maryland. Braunhut held 195 patents on novelty items sold through ads in comic books and comparable publications.... read more 
From my local paper
Fri, August 25, 2006 - 3:41 PM
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08/23/06 - Posted from the Daily Record newsroom Cops: Rabbinical student 'moons' crowd MORRIS TWP. -- A student of the Rabbinical College of America was arrested for punching a man, trying to steal his car and then "mooning" onlookers. Police were called at 10:27 p.m. Saturday after a resident of Tikvah Way, a residential condominium area for the Rabbinical College community, approached Yaakov Lipskier, 19, of Crown Heights, N.Y., a student, who appeared to be in... read more
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