Ogg Hugs Make Me Happy!

~TigressSky~

Hey now, don't forget that he's a World-class chef!

Ogg drink.
Ogg make fire.
Ogg drum.
Ogg gooooooooood.

Ogg DragonWolf 12" ACTION FIGURE LIMITED EDITION

Composed of the same high-quality Unobtainium as Ogg DragonWolf's real combat armor, this quality 12" reproduction of the future Lord of the Earth is fully poseable and includes an attractive display base featuring an Obvious & Accessible Self-Destruct Button.* This is the same quality figure that visitors to the Castle DragonWolf Gift Shop have been purchasing for years.

Unavailable for sale to "Western" countries.**

Price: 1,100,099 DeSpayrian Pesos (US$1,252.56)
Special: Numbered Limited Edition Signed*** by Ogg DragonWolf: 3,000,000 DSP (US$2,999.99)
*Actually works -- pressing this button will destroy the figure, and everything within 12 blocks. Fool your friends!
**They have yet to unleash the power of Unobtainium.
***Signed by one of his organ donor clones, actually. But that's almost as good. I mean, as if Ogg DragonWolf has time to sign things for the likes of you.

Yes, he grunts and drums. Yes, he acts slow and stupid and confused. Yes, he always seems to have the CuYa. However, those who know him...are very aware it's an act. Ogg's a King, a friend, and he smoothly facilitates much of the community. Oh, and he does a damn good job fixing and tightening drums.