Male

33

i look great in the morning, and even better at night. i've never killed another human being...yet. i don't wear underwear and when i do its usually something unusual (bill murray, stripes). sometimes i just want to be held, but usually i like to be tied up and beaten with a wire hanger, mommy dearest style. i like to eat spicy food, and i think you should too. someday i'd like to have a well-paying, non-ass kissing job that that i find worthwhile, satisfying, and not a waste of my life. in my spare time i write stories that nobody ever reads, except some people. my favorite fruit is the mango and for a tasty fruit shake i like to blend it with watermelon, pineapple, and strawberries, and then pour in a a bunch of vodka, a handful of marjiuana, and a few pills of whatever i have laying around. the girl i'm madly in love with hates me and i think she's a total manipulative bitch. we would be perfect for each other. i have always had the feeling that my mom secretly loves me more than my sister but i have never understood why. when i was a young boy i used to wave good bye to my poo-poo when i flushed it down the toilet. i think god has to be a female because a man would be too lazy and stupid to create such a cruel world. the name's francis, but my friends call me psycho...any of you homos call me francis, and i'll kill you.