We are going to total RUIN the STUPID earth!

I called the number und da TV for the sham wows because thats what I do at night. I watch TV und order things to RUIN YOUR PLANET. Thats' the type ov guy I am und you should be VERY SCARED. Totally going to suck ALL THE OCEANS into the sham wowz to KILL ALL THE LIFE ON THE PLANET. HAHAHAHAHA.

The plan ist perfekt!

We're totally going to do it in 4- 6 weeks cause I didn't pay for the faster shipping cause it's too expensive with the moneys.