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Donatella

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joined on 03/27/04
last updated 05/07/07
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Shit A Bitch Can't Live Without


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Alleged Victims Presumed Missing

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m@thew
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jupiter
jupiter
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vodka7
vodka7
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Flower Terist
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J'DYSATTVA
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Jimmy
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mAlAkAi
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Damon
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kiddie
kiddie
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Dreamie / DreamEagle / Christophe
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Arcana
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Smurf
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OnyX
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Federal Indictment Docket No. 89BK-215

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Where has Donatella been kicked out of?

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Tiffany & Co.
"Where Asian tourists and Jewish suburban teens meet"
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The Red Cap Garage
"They wouldn't even let me get my fur!!"
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Saks Fifth Avenue
"Courteous and Efficient Expulsion from their Store"
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Louis Vuitton
"Excellent Window Display, with the exception of Uma"
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Money Hoes & Clothes, ALL a Nigga Knows

That's What I Want
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Self-Commodification: Priceless

I don't have to wear perfume, cause I smell like MONEY
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This One's for Judy

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Masu... sushi ( local favorites » restaurants ) "Agreed" Best goddamn sushi of my life. Usually when I hear hype about a place as big as this hype was, I'm apprehensive, but goddamn. I just came from there because all week I was fantasizing about their Lotus roll. mmmmmmm.

Besides their incredible... read more
recommendation posted on Thu, March 9, 2006 - 11:26 PM
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Tiffany & Co. ( local favorites » shops ) "Where Asian tourists and Jewish suburban teens meet" Ya know, I would love to write an excellent review of Tiffany's, but Donatella has actually never been kicked out of their store. What's the point of all those deliciously suited security guys if a girl can't get man-handled to the curb?
recommendation posted on Mon, November 28, 2005 - 7:12 PM
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The Red Cap Garage ( local favorites » bars / clubs / cafes ) "They wouldn't even let me get my fur!!" You know something's wrong when you can't go out in full drag, get wasted, start walking down the street harassing muscle queens, and then get denied reentrance to the club where your drag troupe is hosting an event, because when calling random st... read more
recommendation posted on Mon, November 28, 2005 - 6:36 PM
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Saks Fifth Avenue ( local favorites » shops ) "Courteous and Efficient Expulsion from their Store" Do beautiful people make Saks glamorous, or does Saks make ugly people appear beautiful? I only know one thing. I LOVE MONEY! $$ You can almost smell the money walking in, especially as you approach the Chanel. And not the way homeless people ... read more
recommendation posted on Mon, November 28, 2005 - 6:25 PM
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Louis Vuitton ( local favorites » shops ) "Excellent Window Display, with the exception of Uma" was only in the store for about one minute before staff began harassing the film crew. Linah Cocaine explained the angle of her current reality TV show, but got thrown out regardless. whatever. they would have gotten 5 stars, but they were havi... read more
recommendation posted on Mon, November 28, 2005 - 6:04 PM
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Hey Faggot,

Why don't you take that cock out of your ass for a second and stick something even hotter up there. What's even hotter than a spooge-oozing phallus? Money of course, you impoverished liberal.

That's right. You know, the word "pussy" actually comes from "purse." And as much money as Donatella's got stuffed in her purse, Mama has even MORE money shoved up her sloppy wet cunt-hole. I didn't get the nickname Miss MoneyPussy for nothing.

So get down on your knees, trace the double CC Chanel logo I had shaved into my pubic hair, and annoint yourself with the juiciest lips you'll ever kiss. Money, honey. Don't masturbate without it.

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Gossip Hounds

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monistat
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February 21, 2006
hi i have a total crush on you, i want to have hot drag queen on drag queen sex with you... that is all

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Linah
Linah
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July 10, 2005
Seventh, oh Seventh, my little baby. You're my sweetest baby. (insert sound of lines being snorted) You are all love and spitfire at the same time. Mommy loves you, Fierce. (more sounds of blow going up my nose) Here you go baby, do a special line for Mommy. (sounds of another line getting chopped out) That's it, snort it back quick. Hmmm, the drips' the best part! I love you, baby.
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Dominic G
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June 22, 2005
I cant find the words to tell the world how I feel about Seven. Whne I met him its was like finding all the rights in the worlld there is not one single day that gos by that I dont thank the Universe for for him, and with every day I fall more and more in love with him, he is my BOY,my loverand most of all my BEST FRIEND
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May 6, 2005
Sevetnth the gardener
who teaches me about below
(where we hurt and grow...)
fierce fierce precipice my faerie catalyst.
sexy instigator
radical innovator
a superintelligence manifesting as devastating screams
and primal logas.

*Kaj-Anne Pepper
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