joined on 12/14/03
last updated 03/10/07
October 5, 2005
Silly, brilliant, a culinary connoisseur of sorts, an entheophile. Fun and open-minded, but anal enough that her house stays relatively clean. A friend to felines and boys alike, an ideal snuggling companion for wine-and-movies. She'll race you on her bike across the Playa like a mean big sister, and otherwise attempt to engage you in a myriad of various other physical-type competitions. She is the archetypal red-headed schoolgirl.. but the key difference is that SHE'S the one in charge.
I am blessed to know her. My thanks extends to the Cosmos for this.
But beware her dancing, for at first it may seem to be rhythmically-composed and choreographically-controlled, yet it is in actuality a manifestation of pure, unbridled chaos incarnate. Take heed, for her wanton, frenzied spiralling and pinball-esque ricochets possess no regard for the safety or well-being of any whom may be so unfortunate to lie in her woesome flight path. You have been warned...
Futhermore and undoubtedly so, Michealangelo himself could not have imagined, much less created, a more perfect and visually-compelling ass. You have been warned again...
October 2, 2005
christine is like a nut...
the kind you like to eat,
maybe more like a fruit.
a kind o fruity nut... or nutty fruit.
whatever the case... it is all about eating
...christine.
do not hand her a hotdog, though.
unless it is veggie!
March 2, 2005
christine is a crazy bitch. yeah, maybe i'm a bitch too, but she's crazy. be prepared to listen cause she likes talking...but don't fear boredom, because she'll throw in some weird shit just when you think you know everything about sewing or chopped eggs or psychadelic mindfucks. anyway, if you're a hot guy then christine is your woman. if you're a hiring manager, she's a kick ass c++ developer. if you need flute lessons, she can probably give em. and if you don't like living on planet earth and would like to explore some other shit...
April 12, 2004
Christine is probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. I'd go into more detail right now, but my eyes are tired from staring at a computer screen. Trust me, tho, it's true. And i will soon detail the reasons.
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(Photo from the Associated Press)
Another amazingly cute photo. If you missed this news item, check it out.
An Indian man, Selvakumar, married a female dog to atone for stoning two other dogs to death.
I love it.
Apparently, Selvakumar had had bad luck since killing the other dogs and was advised by his astrologer to proceed along these lines. The dog is a former stray named Selvi and was bathed and clothed in a Sari for the event. Relatives had a feast, although the dog only got a...
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I have one. It is a translucent purple color, fairly realistic and squeaks if you squeeze it. I "need" a bunch more. The important thing is that they be somewhat realistic, but it is not necessary that they be so much so as to be mistaken for real octopuses. So if you know where I could score a few or if you are looking to unload some yourself, contact me.
I just read on Wikipedia (my favorite website) that although octopuses are intelligent, their short lifespans of 6 months or so, signif...
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Many (most) human behaviours are based on the goal of continuing life and maximizing pleasure. Exactly how any specific behaviors contribute to these goals varies. Even so, convoluted though it may be, there is usually some comprehensible path from the very basic goal to the behaviour. On the other hand, the survival instinct and desire for pleasure cannot be derived from anything and have no logical basis. They must be hard-coded into the human organism. They are essentially arbitrary.
Fo...
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I wanted to mention that last month when I had the flu, I discovered a most wondrous thing: dark chocolate (well, one of it's main ingredients) is an excellent cough suppressant. Theobromine suppresses vagus nerve activity according to my researches. It works in practice too. I was hacking up a storm and 2 oz of extra dark chocolate was all it took to stop that. It's really too bad I didn't know this earlier. I had to play a concert and almost died, tears streaming down my face, trying to sti...
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I had an inkling of this last week, but I really didn't prepare for this to happen. I just had a performance - I played a solo work with an orchestra. It went well and was fun - but - I am so depressed now! It's intense. I feel so lost and lacking in purpose. But now after some research, I understand that this is common with performers, athletes, even politicians (!) Like post-partum depression perhaps? Notably, I was particularly collected for this performance and was not in the least reliev...
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