1.Tankard, Goblet, or Plastic Cup? Pewter Tankard. I wanted a big Ceramic tankard, but there not allowed in my guild.

2. Did you dress your 1st time at Faire? Yes and it was a poor attempt at a costume, but was a costume non the less.

3. Big Faire, Dam Faire, or Southern? Southern mofo. The O.G.

4.Do you regularly smuggle alcohol into Faire? People do that at Faire? For Shame.

5.What was the last thing you bought - other than food and drink? The new Boggards c.d.
6. Do you regularly pirate pictures? Of course. It's offensive if you don't.

7.Ever followed the parade all the way through Faire? Nope, I usually have to be somewhere while the parade is going on.

8.Have you seen every show? I try to through out the run at Faire, but some I just never miss.

9.What does your favorite pin say? Huzzah for BOOBS!

10.MUST your costume be period? Yup, but I swap non-period hats with people, every now and then.

11.Where was your last out-of state Faire? Nowhere, but maybe next year I'll go to Bristol.

12.Do you know the words to a Poxy Boggards' song? "Now me head is sore and achy, my bones are bruise and creeky and I don't really expect that I shall live to see the light"

and

"...without to much centure, I soon was indentured and embarked for adventure, on a bright morning sky.."

13.How many different costumes do you own? 3 for the time being.

14.Do you carry a blade? On every single one, but they get smaller with each costume.

15.Have you been flogged?Nope.

16.When was your virgin year? The last year at Devore, which is what 2004?

17.Who originally introduced you to Faire? The Mrs. and her Fam. They took me once in costume and I got the Faire bug bad.

18.Have you been drunk at ale stand zero before ever entering Faire?Nope, usually driving.

19.Ever gotten a henna tat? No, I got to many real ones.

20.Had your hair braided? What kid of offensive question is that you jerk?

21.Do you use a tankard cover?Nope, I just rinse that bad boy out. If im really thirsty there is no rinsing.

22.Do you have pockets?HA HA. Yes. There period for my costume.

23.After seeing what happened to TruBBle, will you tell anyone it's your birthday?I don't know what happened. Do tell.

24.Do you carry a cell phone where it can be seen? No. You never break the fourth law.

25.Will you shed part of your costume if it's hot? Nope, I usually just douse my costume with water.

26.Do you want an article off of someone else costume?Oh yea. All the time.

27.Ever had a run-in with security? No. Why cause trouble for someone who works with us.

28.Do you bother with Faire-speak? Yes. I try to see how far I can go without messing up and sometimes outside of Faire.

29.Have you been on either end of the blue ribbon?Nope.

30.What do you carry on you, that most other people probably do not? I want to say my belly, but that does'nt count. My knitted pouch.

31.Is sunscreen a normal part of your costume? Yup, fuck the sun.

32.What color is your shirt? Canvas.