Ahoy me hearties; fellow pirates, buccaneers, corsairs and privateers. Today be the annual International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Today be yer day to talk like a pirate and partake in the fyner things of life. Smartly grab a lass, some fyne ale, grog, port or rum and show those land lubbers how to act like real men and not the lilly-livered, scurvy dawgs that they be. Remember to say a hearty arr to yer fellow jacks. And if any scallywag tells ye otherwise, show them the old Jolly Roger and with the black spot send the dirty son of a biscuit eater to Davey Jones locker. The day be ours mateys.