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It wasn't until the flaccid taste of the liver had left my mouth that the hot grease of the bacon began to make itself known. In that moment I realized that the woman gyrating before me had poisoned me with my own recipe. She had dared to run the final product through her own scent, perhaps as a way of marking territory? I was baffled but I swore it would never happen again as long as I was alive, armed and on the run.
It had been years since I had trusted anyone to get inside the perim...
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The Nigerian Police need a security clearance to get my ATM Card from Mexico to the US but I should fly to Mexico to pay $128 as a fee to expedite my 6.3 MILLION? OK. I'm on that plane....
URGENT ATTENTION NEEDS
Your ref: SNT/ATM/822
Our ref: FGN /SNT/STB
We are currently experiencing some difficulties at the South Border
(Mexico). The US government has denied entrance of your ATM CARD worth Six
million three hundred thousand United States Dollars (US$6.3million) into
your cou...
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Topping my list of "unexpectedly amazing fun" -- squishing peaches by hand!!! We both started off with paring knives in hand to pit the 60 lbs of peaches but it turns out that the easiest method, since we're going to have to crush them anywway, was simply to dive in and retrieve the pit while pulping the fruit itself into the fermentation bucket.
I cannot overemphasize how fun this is.
The house smells this morning of peachy toasty yeast a-brewin'.
Sun, August 30, 2009 - 7:33 AM
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Burning Door 2006-7: the whole crew!
about me
It's all true. Good, bad or indifferent. Every story has more truth than I would care to invest if given the choice. I'm secretly 24. There's nothing better than waking up to find you still there and smiling in your sleep. Meet me on the bridge at midnight. In your left hand hold a folded newspaper, in your right a tennis ball. I'll have the atomic secrets. I know you because I can see my hearts reflection in your eyes.
March 4, 2009
Oh Clint, my Norwegian King!
You make me feel like the luckiest woman alive. Mornings drinking coffee with you and giggling are so wonderful.
You are a good man, and you have the magical ability to make me blush from across town. I never had a blushing problem until I met you!
I think I've always known you.
Thank you for letting me love you.
Love,
Nic
June 20, 2008
this one time after the burning man arts and entertainment festival, I met Clint. The man known as delicious. His brunches helped me branch out and meet new burners, in that particular state of being softer, owing to tremendous hangovers, and a guycookin the most amazing eggs benedict and bacon for 7 hours straight. But the times I remember most, are those lunches...member? when I worked just down the street..and on those extremely hungover days I would foot it over with my spiderman lunch box and we would sit quietly and trade secrets for an hour? Those were the days that made Clint delicious to me.
Sir you've been rockin my world for the last 5 years....thank you.
April 8, 2007
i must say that you prove over and over that you are a good friend. in my reluctance to move into this dark and dirty warehouse called "the egg" just over three years ago, my deciding factor was that i knew you would have my back, but i never knew the extent. in all honesty the whole experience was/is much more than i ever bargained for. i am most grateful, and i can only hope that someday i have the opportunity to return the favour.
February 21, 2006
This one time, I was in the passenger seat of his van?
He's like driving thru the middle of a pasture because on the map it claims a road goes thru there.
There is no road.
This is all miles from ANYWHERE -I mean like ancient petroglyphs are carved on the rocks- and he's just toolin' along like nuthin. Blastin the stereo and telling some story, ya know.
Of course there's cows all over this field too.
He starts sorta swerving at em, just on a whim.
Kinda almost scapin' em.
I figgered we were gonna get shot at, or meet some forgotten civilization that would steal us and wear the hubcaps in their pierced ears. That was before we had to get a run at the mud where the creek came thru.
If you think this is jive you just ask Matt McCune - a lot of this was his fault too.
The really wierd part?
He was RIGHT.
After winding past a few crumbling old haciendas, the wheels found first gravel and then PAVEMENT.
We had found the highway.
Clint claims he knew it was there all along which is impossible.
Now is that normal?
October 13, 2005
Clint is better than BBQ!!!
I know what you're thinkin'... "HOW THE HELL COULD THAT BE TRUE??" Well it is. He's right at the top of my SUPERSTAR list and believe me... I KEEP one. He's always got something HILARIOUS up his sleeve, can CAPTAIN a MEAN brunch and is KING of the BBQ. Uh- What more could you ask for? And ladies- STEP back, cause this King has the LOVELIEST Queen around...
Much love....
astrogirl
When Only Criminals Have Lard
(blog entry)
It wasn't until the flaccid taste of the liver had left my mouth that the hot grease of the bacon began to make itself known. In that moment I realized that the woman gyrating before me had poisoned me with my own recipe. She had dared to run th...
read more
So let me get this straight....
(blog entry)
The Nigerian Police need a security clearance to get my ATM Card from Mexico to the US but I should fly to Mexico to pay $128 as a fee to expedite my 6.3 MILLION? OK. I'm on that plane....
URGENT ATTENTION NEEDS
Your ref: SNT/ATM/822
Our ...
read more
Peachy Keen!
(blog entry)
Topping my list of "unexpectedly amazing fun" -- squishing peaches by hand!!! We both started off with paring knives in hand to pit the 60 lbs of peaches but it turns out that the easiest method, since we're going to have to crush them anywway, w...
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Synecdoche, New York
(blog entry)
Holy. Lard. Jesus.
We just got back (and by "back" I mean that we are newly returned to the absolute living joy of listening to Throbbing Gristle and the sound of the inner label of a vinyl LP) from Synecdoche, NY. How to describe in comprehen...
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Tribulations of a Doorway
(blog entry)
Today we started working on the front doors. Again.
As some may remember, the saga began a few years ago when I tried to move a Very Large Chair into the house. The VLC did not, actually, fit through the single door that my Favorite Slumlord ...
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