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Derek

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joined on 05/26/07
last updated 03/28/08
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March 28, 2008
I hereby dub thee Derekpedia
Keeper of all entertaining and oddball internet links.
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villain. bad guy. evil-doer. yup, that about sums it up.
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fun for all, and safe for kids/work...

www.noob.us/humor/ode-to-meep/
Thu, July 24, 2008 - 5:43 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
i had two fun posts waiting to go yesterday, and once again tribe lets me down. so here without the fanfare or witty commentary i am so known and beloved for (overseas, i'm like the Hoff...) are my posts. just pretend you read these yesterday and that they came with clever yet snarky comments...

#1: irony or stupidity, you decide:

img136.imageshack.us/img136/...yci9.png (safe for work)

#2: badasses-7, death-0

www.cracked.com/article_16...ple-who-... read more
Wed, July 23, 2008 - 12:19 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
nothing earth shattering, but a fun way to kill a couple minutes...

www.noob.us/miscellaneou...e-afterimage/
Mon, July 21, 2008 - 4:00 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
...how did you spend your Independence Day?

in my case, it isn't what you think. i had a dog shivering in the bathtub, and another one on the floor next to me. our female gets VERY nervous around this time of year, so we got her on some prescription sedatives to help calm her. turns out they didn't do a whole lot. after finding her trying to escape the back yard, we got her to settle down in the house with the tv blasting. at least for a while. when the fireworks really started to ge... read more
Fri, July 4, 2008 - 11:55 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
are you available?

are you elegant?

do you like direct men?

do you like men who are very selective?

do you enjoy being harrassed on voicemail by self-absorbed overbearing douchebags?

if you answered 'yes' to all, some, or even none of my questions then you need to go check this out and give it a listen. it is audio only, and is safe for work unless your office has a no-douchebaggery policy in place.

www.noob.us/entertainmen...-history-o... read more
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 2:10 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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