Faster than a speeding projectile.
More powerful than an incredibly strong robot.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound ---
'Look, up in the sky,' 'It's a bird,' 'It's a plane,' 'It's Devastator Jr.....'

Devastator is the man; he rocks it!

All hail the mighty Devastator Jr.

This is a man who truly puts the "pseudo" in Pseudo Scientist. Rarely does anyone have the charm of a diplomat, the poise of a Braodway stage actor, the intelligence of an Eistein, the profile of a Hollywood star, the patience of a saint, and agility of a natural-born athlete all rolled up into one amazing package of sheer, imposing maleness such as is found in Devastator Jr.... and just exactly where he was able to purchas all these features, he still has yet to tell me.

You women out there, you should vie to be the mother of his chlidren, he is THAT exceptional, I swear you should!

There simply aren't enough good words in this world that I or anyone else can say about Mr. Devastator, especially since this's the only way he's going to pay me all that money he owes me.

Oh, yeah, and he can draw pretty, too.

Big D is such a swell guy that I want to punch him. Just pummel him and his stupid handsome face for being so fun all the dang time. But then I'd only break my hands on his granite jaw and photographic memory. Now I have to move across the country, and he refuses to come along. He refuses in a voice that is booming, yet clear as a brass bell. Apparently he'd rather float around New York on some 21st century derive, bigger than life and cool as a cucumber. Jerk.

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Devastator is da man!!!!! He is cool, he is funky fresh and I am proud to call him my friend.........

Devastator Jr is one of the most intelligent people I've met here on tribe. He is also one of the most well read people I've met here. I'm glad that I met this PKD afficionado/member of the church of VALIS.

Anyone with even the most rudimentary understanding of the writings of PK Dick will quickly realize that 'Devastator Jr' does not actually 'exist'. There is the possibility that these transmissions are coming from an entity currently suspended in half-life (or more likely Jori attempting to conflict with said transmissions), they come from a Vast Active Living Intelligence System located beyond our atmosphere, or what I think most likely, are feedback from a contaminated possible future.

Then again, the D Jr. phenom could be by product of Burroughsian magik experiments conducted in Tangier, London, or the Columbian jungle. Yage opened a Mayan gateway that was never properly closed, through which this force came?

Or maybe 'Devastator Jr.' has yet to actually be born and those of you who feel you have encountered him are precogs-
Careful what you wish for!

What a devatatingly nice person. Thank you for noticing me! :)

He's grown-up real good.
Now that I've met the Devastator (Jr.) in person, I have to tell all the ladies out there that he's turned out nicely. The scruffy - but still presentable - lovable type.