this almost safe for work You Tube will appeal to many of you, my tattoo and special toy loving friends...

www.youtube.com/watch

why am I stuch a goblin :<

earlier in the day I wa s patting myself on the back for karma gone right.

Now I'm not so sure. Grr. Why does getting what you when , when you want, how you want it have to be so difficult. Ferfuxake. that's only 3 variables. Even I can count that high

yeah,

it's *kerchoo* spring break. How coul-chooo tell?

Kerchoo.

As ever, I'm burning rubber down my own private boulevard of broken dreams, speeding towards a rocky cliff in a silver Spider with no brakes. This last semester is fucking difficult, and I do mean academically. I'm studying as hard as I did first year. Meanwhile anxiety is dissolving my innards at record pace, and lotto players might want to place odds on whether I start mainlining valium before the Bar. Must Chill -- Can't chill -- Am turning into a Vogon -- holy frakking entrance to Hades,... read more

that is all.

It means if you're my client I won't shag you. Not that I would have anyhow. Just sayin'