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Tracy

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joined on 01/20/04
last updated 10/09/05
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November 21, 2007
tracy can work a stripper pole.
booya!
November 29, 2006
If you're so smart, tell me... Why can't you call a stern "the ass?" Tracy asks. Simple me son, There can be only one stern on a vessel.
This chick is not heavy she's my sister! I love YA sib! don't change. You can pick your friends and you can pick your stern but you cant pick your friends stern.
CHEERS
November 5, 2006
Pulling together a rag tag crew of hooligans, n'er do wells, and carneys to put together something that even the coppers like and is something you could bring your family too...I'd say wow! that's amazing. Arrrrrr.
Unsu...
 
December 30, 2005
Tracy is the alpha female, i submit fully to her will.
December 27, 2004
Tracy should be the treasurer of every borg.

I like being near her even when she's really dirty and drooling.
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Have you ever seen that old SNL Skit?

It goes like this: There is a fancy english party...18th century. The Butler, Garrett Morris, announces the guests. "Earl of Sandwich" "Lord Salsbury" "Lord Worcestershire" and finally "Lord and Lady Douchebag" who get greeted with a "Well, well, well.. I was just asking Lord Sandwich, "Where the devil are those Douchebags?"

This is kind of hard to explain, but, these days, every party Don and I go to....Every club we visit. We walk in the do... read more
Tue, March 13, 2007 - 12:27 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
*Had a beer with Ron Palillo (guy who played Horshack on welcome Back Kotter
*Broke my ankle
*Spent an evening afraid that I set fire to Nina Hagen’s house
*Watched someone “channel” a dolphin
*Sneezed eggs in Julia Robert’s hair
*Accidentally got trapped in a Harrods hallway with my husband, Monica Lewinsky, 2 bagpipers and 50 reporters
*Watched an industrial vegetable steamer explode *carrots/peas/corn-so beautiful*
*Made a 23 foot nose picking machine with my husband
*Stood alone ... read more
Sun, February 19, 2006 - 12:31 AM permalink - 13 comments
 
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