*Had a beer with Ron Palillo (guy who played Horshack on welcome Back Kotter
*Broke my ankle
*Spent an evening afraid that I set fire to Nina Hagen’s house
*Watched someone “channel” a dolphin
*Sneezed eggs in Julia Robert’s hair
*Accidentally got trapped in a Harrods hallway with my husband, Monica Lewinsky, 2 bagpipers and 50 reporters
*Watched an industrial vegetable steamer explode *carrots/peas/corn-so beautiful*
*Made a 23 foot nose picking machine with my husband
*Stood alone in the street between the 18th ST. gang and the Guardian angels before a big bloody fight
*Puked at an imperial butt wizards concert
*touched a whale
*Had a date with Timothy Leary
*Had my tits literally drooled on by El Duce from the mentors
*Danced in a strip club on my 18th birthday
*Helped build a Buddhist temple
*Jumped into the middle of a knife fight between drug dealers
*Tried to keep my own stalker out of jail
* Northridge earthquake
*Crossed the country by train
*Had a job as an Obituary writer for a major newspaper
*Buried both parents to become the oldest living member of my family
*Been locked in an office with tv reporters banging on the door demanding to be let in.
*climbed 364 steps of a Mayan pyramid and smoked a cig on the 365th step
*Wiped someone else’s ass
*Seen Elvis Live
*Sat in the second row at a Red Sox game right across from the pitchers mound *Yaz AND Boomer *
*Came close to biting it on Space Mountain
*The Odeon