THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE

1 If you got melted chocolate all over your hands ,your eating it to slowly.
2 Chololate covered raisins,cherries,orange slices &strawberries all count as fruit,so eat as many as you want.
3 The problem: how to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution : Eat it in the parking lot.
4 Diet Tip,Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
5 A nice box of chocolates can provide can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
6 If you can't eat all your chocolate it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,what wrong with you?
7 If calories are a issue,store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the the chocolate
to protect themselves.
8 If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate,is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
9 Money talks,chocolate sings.
10 Chocolate has many presertives,makes you look younger.
11 Q: Why is there no such organazation as chocolate anonomous? Because no one wamts to quit.
12 Put eat chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today. At least you will get one thing done...

Found this in Jonnie Joe's recipes written 25 yrs.ago she was my Mama and Ryan & Grady's Grandmama.

I'll give up Chocolate, But i'm no quitter..

Quotes,

I always wondered why somebody doesn"t do something about that, Than I realized I was somebody..
Lily Tromlin
This is the first age that's ever paid attention to the future,which is a little ironic since we may not have
one. Arthur C. Clark
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you forget.
Chermer
When the power of love overcomes the love of power,the world will know peace..
Jimi Hendrix
The world sucks,or we would all fall off..
Sally