Stupid thoughts or stuff I did
How about them donuts.....
Fri, September 28, 2007 - 12:18 AMDecisions, decisions... I guess we'll find out where the car takes me.
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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 1:26 AM
Ah, here I am replying to my own blog as usual...
I think I'm gonna puke. For some reason, after my third donut (two maple bars and a jelly filled), my gut is all full and I'm feelin' funny. I'm not really nauseated though, just full. Anyhoo... the reason why I replied is that I actually got to see the guy inject the Jelly filled donuts (those with gutter minds, please hush yourselves) - I find it odd that while I wondered about the jelly donut process, I never really asked or investigated it. I'd describe it, but figured some of you wouldn't want to know... |
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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 1:43 AM
i wanna know how they put the jelly in the donuts. c'mon, man, we need details!
oh yeah, and i should be in bed, too. |
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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 7:06 AM
Well, JR I like the fact that you you reward yourself for a job well-done. I do that wih ADD cases I work with.
Only I'd limit their reward to one donut, maybe even HALF a donut (being that they're kids) not three. All that sugar. Oof. Maybe you should have done IN N OUT and then donuts. Two immediate rewards! I should be at work. |
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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 4:42 PM
Well - in my head, the process was more compicated.... ie. you have Oompah Loompah's passing each donut in a row to a special blast protected chamber. This is where elves that decided to leave Keebler would use blasting techniques to make the hole and cavern for the jelly. This is why you wouldn't be allowed to take Jelly filled donuts thru the security lines at the airports. This is followed by an inspection by Alice, who makes sure blast remnants that left residue are removed, before the elves inject the jelly inside using a mini-firehose.
The truth is, the Jelly comes in one of those plastic 5 gallon buckets - very unglamorous - even a little dirty on the side. Then there is a pump on top that goes to not one, but two outlets shaped like a T. Then a normal human grabs the donuts (2 at a time of course) and jams them on the sides and gives a quick pump. Kind of like liposuction in reverse. I didn't know if I should have been happy or freaked out to know that I got the brand spanking new jelly donuts. |