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Calamity

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joined on 05/07/06
last updated 11/20/07
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Once and Former Home

Newport Bridge, Newport, RI
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Gender
Female
Age
31
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about me
My niece and Nephews call me Dauntie Meg. The Post office named me Calamity. Most people know me as Just Meg. I'll answer to any of it. I'm a Roustabout by trade.

I have been accused of having a dry sense of humor. I suppose that's true.
I have also been accused of hating people. I refer you back
to the fact that I'm dry. Sarcasm doesn't seem to warm the
hearts of the "Average American", if you know what I'm saying.
But hey, I am what I am,(no popeye jokes, please) and if
the Average American can't handle that...oh well,
I'm not losing sleep over it. (Oh yeah and if you ever happen
to meet the Average American, ask him how's soccer practice
going for lil johnnie and betsy.)

Whatever...My name is Meg. I am slightly insane, but fully functional,
and a bucketload of fun with the right drugs in me. (Um, just
kidding officer!) I live by my camera and my pen. I am into life and grabbing
onto everything it has to offer me, before I do something
stupider than the stupid things that I have already done,
and get myself killed.

I will never be a nine to fiver. I know it, the world knows it,
and someday my mother will figure it out to. I would rather chew
my wrists open with my own teeth than sit in a cubicle for eight hours a day.

Don't spit on my grave and we'll get along just fine.
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My Testimonials

September 8, 2007
Thanks for being my friend! You are one of those special people that I am so very, very fortunate to know.

Hugs -N- Kisses

Allan Greenblazer
September 5, 2007
Of all the coolly abusive, charmingly abrasive, rapier witted chics I've ever loved, Calamity is by far... one of them.
March 22, 2007
This woman's beauty shines all the way from her deepest soul through to that sweet, brilliant smile. She truly lights up me, and everyone else around her.
September 22, 2006
Calamity is like, da bomb.
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