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Elvis

offline 33 friends
joined on 09/25/03
last updated 01/19/07
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My Profile

Gender
Female
Age
101
about me
I'm kookoo for cocopuffs, always dipped in quickie mix, never a dull moment, slowly but methodically losing my mind. I'm betty crocker punk rocker and doris day on acid combined. I roll faster than a rolling "o", I'm more powerful than silent "e", I am able to leap capital "T" in a single bound, I'm a word, I'm a plan, I'm ELVIS!
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Friends are nice

my bday, pizza, beer and friends. *sigh*
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My Testimonials

koo
koo
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December 14, 2004
mmm, her very name makes me hungry.
i like food sometimes. and 50s music. well, not so much the music of the 1950s, more like the tinny sound of the 1920s gramophone recordings.
i dream about cheese a lot. i think it means i wish my mother was a danish milk maiden. but she was not.
elvis has always encouraged me in my cheesy dreams. elvis has always been good about that.
it's all about elvis, and never ever forget that.
koo
koo
offline 5
February 27, 2004
mmkayz, i'll say it. elvis is the dammitest shitzbomb what ever blew us outta sucking our thumbs while we was trying to think. she just has that effect.
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koo
koo
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September 30, 2003
she's elvis, THE femme elvis. how loudly can i yelthis: she's the hottentotinist cheeze mistress ever known to man/womankind or unkind. she never knew to what extent she warped my psyche; however, the voices which enticed her into following the higher ways of having weird hair shall tell their story to the defunct los angeles herald express. muskrat love? she's smack dab in the midst of it. hell, she double-boobedly made malibu barbie one obsolete bitch.
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