Johnny radiates love constantly and he has the most wonderous energy coming out of his pores. He's completely beautiful in so many ways and he doesn't know it, or so he says. I cannot think of anyone else's smile I would go across the country for.

Someone explain to me why the following:

- Why the most attractive people live the farthest away
- Why the most intriguing people live the farthest away
- Why Johnny's eyes are so blue and entrancing
- Why.... none of you should see the rest of this post

::muuuuah::

Space Cadet oh Space Cadet, how do I summarize thee??
...If there were a great big ball of swiss cheese, Space Cadet would be the holes that miraculously appear.
...If there was an envelope, Space Cadet would be the new stuff that they developed so you don't have to lick that crack ass glue stuff.
...If there was a word that was not all that hard to spell, but someone came up with a new and crazy way to mispell it unintentionally, Space Cadet would be that person
...If there was an if and that if iffed the iffing if out of that if, Space Cadet would be that if
What I'm trying to say here people is that without S.C. there would be no ridiculously loud noise from the carbonation in a soda can.

So the next time you open a soda can, eat some holy cheese, send a letter, or correctly spell a word, know that all these things came from the lessons we learn and the love this spikey headed bastard brings. He is, he was, and he always will be ... muh nig-nog!

A chameleon for the masses. No real regard for what might be said about his spiked hair or pierced tongue. A musical genius who's taste is unprecedented. Any advice on technological issues should be directed to this man.