Mental Freetard-elation

An open letter to the Organized Superstition Fundamentalist Sheeple of the USA...

   Mon, March 6, 2006 - 10:26 PM
"South Dakota Governor Mike Rounds signed legislation today banning nearly all abortions in South Dakota...The Legislature passed the bill last month after supporters argued that the recent appointment of conservative justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito have made the U.S. Supreme Court more likely to overturn Roe v. Wade."
Well, there it is folks... if ever there was an invitation to move your closed-mind and pew-shaped ass to a place where everyone non-thinks just like you, here it is. Pack your Bibles into the SUV and head for the new Promised Land (well, almost, you'll still have to find a way to get rid of those pesky injuns up there, but that's for later legislation to treaty-rape).
Bush is your new messiah, and he has cleared a path swathed wide enough for your Escalade as well as your Mickey-D waistline.
I want to leave you with one question as you crack your holy whip on the backs of sinners while you gas-guzzle your way out of "Secular America" in your journey to the "Real AmeriKKKa"... If God is sooo almighty, with his Judgement, and Eternal Heaven or Hell, why do you feel the need to impose further legislation on top of "his" already “omnipotent" laws? Is it not enough in your minds that people who engage in abortion are already gonna burn in eternal damnation? Perhaps, deep inside your sub-conscious, you know that all your superstition is bullshit, and that to prevent yourself from looking like an imbecile in not thinking for yourself, it would be more efficient to make retarded thoughts into law... then everyone who obeys said new law (out of fear of personal persecution), could be just as silly as yourself.
If your god is “all powerful”, then there would be no need for you to make secondary laws on this planet to back “him” up. Your imposition onto intelligent, self thinking humans proves your inner self-doubt.
Please, do move to South Dakota. Create a community of backwards thinking fundamentalism. Then secede... the rest of a country that wants to move forward does not want you, so they will gladly set you free.
You can be the “New Jerusalem”, where noone desires sex before marriage, and where condoms aren't needed, and where divorce rates are at 0%, and... if, god forbid, someone follows their “god given” natural impulses and has pre-marital sex... you can boot them out of your culture into ours... where they can be honored for following what they were blessed with... where they can be recognized for being bestowed with the markings of their Creator, where they are not born into sin, but born just right... because unlike Christians, this Country will accept people who recognize Truth and who think for themselves, and will be quite helpful in aiding dimwits who think otherwise to move to the Nation of South Dakota, happily ruled by the Bush Family Dictatorship (TM), a subsidiary of the Halliburton Company.



2 Comments

add a comment
Wed, March 8, 2006 - 1:12 PM
chuckle.
'pew-shaped ass'
lol
Fri, August 18, 2006 - 10:45 AM
just afraid
Your brothers and sisters who are sheeple, have been scared silly by their "god", and out of the kindness of their misinterpreting hearts, desire to save you from him also.

I'm all for humor and telling it straight, but I also try to pry the sheeples eyes open with kindness and gentleness. Granted, they are stuck very tight.

thanks for sharing.