Woody is my most ancient chum (in chumness, not in actual age.) He "can be very strange sometimes." His favorite pastimes in Seattle are scaring lost forest animals and licking baristas for coffee tailings. The Venn diagram of our personality and humor interactions have a substantial overlap -- though the resulting image does look like Mr. McVee in silhouette. Like some others I gravitate towards, he is twisted and wrong, and I am grateful (though occasionally also looking over my shoulder at the nearest exit).