November 8, 2005
dylan oh dylan
his name rhymes with kremlin
and he looks like a gremlin
he serves up some mean
huevos rancheros
but the one thing he forgot
my goddamned potatoes
dylan spins some nice tunes
and drops some nice beats
everytime i see dylan...
oh what a treat~
May 11, 2005
What do I think of Dylan.... hmmmmm.... He is the tallest person I've ever slept with. He is the most logical person I've ever argued with. He has the hairyest feet I've ever touched. He is the most dedicated and productive person I've ever lived with. He is the best father a dog could ever have. He is.......
March 29, 2005
Dylan will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Dylan knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!