D,

Your fangs are magnificent, your blue grey coat spectacular, your white splash of fur irresistable. Let's escape to Minnie's for some tomato basil soup and dutch babies.

Love,
Pru

dmitri is one sexy ass cat. i love him because he reminds me of my mom - her name is demetria. we think you one fly kiz-at, homie. you're always welcome over for some tzaziki and ouzo. xoxo

Dmitri saved me one time from this crazy man on 9th Avenue who was chasing me and mumbling how I would make a "good wife." (Ick.) He was all, "HIIIII-YA!" and "WHA-KOWWW!" and then pimp-slapped the old geezer for good measure. Blood siblings forever, man. I owe you my life.

dmitri and i toured russia with a strange cat named vlad who had a giant, black mercedes. creepy, yes. the time with dmitri, no. we had too much 'nip in red square, along with vodka, and the good times rolled. at least we stayed warm. he looks great in hats and is always available for the good and bad times! thanks my friend!