My birthday is New Year's Eve, but I celebrated it on New Year's Day. I don't like to go out on the drunkest night of the year and Monday is my usual Devil's Point night anyway. Not many people in America look forward to their 40th birthday, but I was stoked for weeks just thinking about it! Most of the people I call Friend were there to share in the festivities (or participate, the little devils!) and made for one of the best nights of my life. My lovely wife bought me a kilt for my birthday and it was "presented" to me on stage at Devil's Point. Actually they blindfolded me, stripped off my pants, and put the kilt on in front of the whole bar! Then they proceeded to tear my shirt off, spank me, and set me on fire. What bliss! What extacy! Ty, Malice, Ivizia, Stormy, Aris, Shorty, and Dolly all abusing me on stage in front of friends and strangers! Through the haze I thought I felt Ty spanking my ass like a demon and then realized she was on my back. It was Stormy, the 98-pounds-soaking-wet slip of a girl wailing on me harder than anyone else! Damn she can hit!

To all my friends who were there, my most heartfelt thank you for sharing this experience with me! And to those friends who couldn't make it you can see what you missed in my photo section. Most are Not Safe For Work so be forewarned.

John