September 8, 2005
He fulfilled all required tasks* in our camp on time and with great zeal.
Ernest, Camp Director, Isotopia/Nuclear Family, Burning Man 2005
*Assigned tasks were: Frenchification, French Kissing (anything that moved), exuding Frenchiness, testing positive for sexual orientation, assisting in structure erection, Occasional Poledancing (male division), bathing every several days (with assistance), and pancake manufacture. Also received honorable mention at Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest from mate, and was voted "Most Likely to Be Instantly Identified As French" within Nuclear family.
