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Pretty much just a laid back guy with many interests in life. I am from Austin but travel to SF alot for work and I also will be road tripping it this summer all over the US and Canada searching for a possible new place to start some roots. Hopefully somewhere closer to the west coast and near the moutains so I can get more time boarding and maybe find that mountain man.

For the rest....

"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." --Dr. Evil from Austin Powers