At the thought of you...

my eyes get googly
my hair feels scratchy
my skin breaks into giant goosebumps
my lips start 'shmacking'
my legs wobble
my heart starts athumping
my voice quivers
my head gets giddy widdy
my hands shake and tremble
my pheromones burst
my brain mooshes up
my knees crack
my elbows collapse
my neck snaps..
oops..

No neck snapping on *my* watch!