Male

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Turn ons include: popeye forearms / guys who know what snmp is / guys who can implement an snmp walker / guys who can implement an snmp walker but look like they should be in a punk band / girl DJs who drop extremely hard minimal dance music / macho glam / rope on muscles / people who can wrestle me to the ground physically / people who can wrestle me to the ground intellectually / visible shoulder blades through a tshirt / mohawks + septum rings / boots + shorts / tasteful neck tattoos / tragic neck tattoos / big galoots that try to be romantic and fall just a millimeter short / facial piercings / girls that could kick my ass / girls that -do- kick my ass when I ask them nicely / japanese cruisers / big bushy beard obscuring a smile / guys who rock the sari / guys who rock the kilt / guys who do either while wearing combat boots

Besides that, im also a damn good software engineer. I code in color.