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current israeli/palestinian journalistic project:
meaningofhome.blogspot.com/

and it's all true:
i once convinced an unwanted suitor that i believed i was a plant trapped inside a human body. his response to me, while i gazed lovingly at a fern - 'i wish i was a plant so you would look at me the same way'. whoa.
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when i was 19 i worked as a receptionist for a whore house aka massage parlor in boonton, new jersey.
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in 2002, while working in nigeria, i happened upon some very damaging information about the illegal logging trade. upon such discovery, those involved in this disgusting practice spread a rumor in surrounding villages that i was a CIA agent. if you know anything about nigeria, you'll know this is bad news. i didnt leave the house for a week and afterward had a body guard.
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when i was 17 my best friend and i wrote/directed a play that involved women being topless at our zionist sleepaway camp. the camp director got fired.