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about me
I'm a librarian and if you think that sums it up, well I got news for ya.
Its not torture, its porn.
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I think I have figured out why our current administration doesn't think torture is a bad thing. They are all into BDSM, except George, they only let him watch.
Their logic is that the pictures from Abu Ghraib don't show torture because that's w...
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I am a terror cell.
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I have decided that it is not enough to (perhaps) be secretly eavesdropped on by the NSA. I want to be aggressively investigated by the federal government. The more agencies the better.
Of course, in order to be investigated by the CIA I will n...
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President Bush is succeeding.
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I finally figured it out (with the help of comedian, Patton Oswalt). Our president or Führer wants to destroy the planet. He is hell-bent on bringing the apocalypse on as soon as possible. He and his evil minions are using fear and stupidity to or...
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My political view (that I copied from my sister).
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So I figured out what will save our communities and ultimately the world. My sister is researcher home economies. The idea that we spend our money in our own community and thereby bolster that which we love, our home. Now this doesn't mean head do...
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The Global conspiracy to piss me off.
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I don't like the idea of an evil cabal of men and women bent on controlling the world but that has never stopped me from thinking about it. These people (of course, I use the term 'These people' as a totally pejorative generalization) are doing a ...
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I think I have figured out why our current administration doesn't think torture is a bad thing. They are all into BDSM, except George, they only let him watch.
Their logic is that the pictures from Abu Ghraib don't show torture because that's what Karl (Rove) calls forplay. Karl likes the electrodes on his balls and the prisoners mostly had them on their fingers. Karl doesn't call it torture, he just calls it kinky fun.
I know this joke is in poor taste but it is the only way I can fa...
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Tue, February 28, 2006 - 1:35 PM
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I have decided that it is not enough to (perhaps) be secretly eavesdropped on by the NSA. I want to be aggressively investigated by the federal government. The more agencies the better.
Of course, in order to be investigated by the CIA I will need to travel outside the United States. This poses the biggest problem to me because the world hates me. Well, not just me but most Americans. And saying that I am a member of a terror cell really won't help me much. Although it may help get me inve...
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Tue, February 14, 2006 - 1:22 PM
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I finally figured it out (with the help of comedian, Patton Oswalt). Our president or Führer wants to destroy the planet. He is hell-bent on bringing the apocalypse on as soon as possible. He and his evil minions are using fear and stupidity to orchestrate their own version of Armageddon.
Personally, I think the Neo-Cons watched way to many post-apocalyptic films in their youth and they have this fantasy of ruling the wastelands. Karl Rove imagines Dick Cheney as Lord Humungus and sees him...
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Fri, January 27, 2006 - 9:39 AM
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So I figured out what will save our communities and ultimately the world. My sister is researcher home economies. The idea that we spend our money in our own community and thereby bolster that which we love, our home. Now this doesn't mean head down to your local Mal-Wart, it means spend a little more money at the local stores because that extra money is supporting your neighbor. Stay away from chains. Invest in your community. I'll have more to say about this after I talk to my sister some m...
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Tue, January 24, 2006 - 4:57 PM
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I don't like the idea of an evil cabal of men and women bent on controlling the world but that has never stopped me from thinking about it. These people (of course, I use the term 'These people' as a totally pejorative generalization) are doing a great job of confounding me in my attempt to be compassionate and accepting of difference. I fucking hate them and that is exactly what they want.
Strife is what they thrive on. These think tank people know that the best way to control people is t...
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Mon, December 19, 2005 - 12:55 PM
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