A HERO!!! my car got towed. i had no money. annoying drunk friend of a friend was making things worse. Dr. Fiasco picked me up and brought me to the station, threw down the plastic and we were driving away with my car in less than 10 minutes. a gentleman giant. a real friend to all loving creatures. xoxoxox!!!!
(.....maybe we can knock $15 bucks off my tab for this outstanding testimonial?...)

Dr. Fiasco appeared to me on a grilled cheese sammich this morning, and he tasted GOOD!

PRAISE JEEBUS!

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Wow! I'm surprised I haven't left a testimonial.

every time i play doctor it's, "bon jour le degat!"
but w/Dr. Fiasco it's different...

this man is one of the few of his species that merits the term exellent example for the untapped potential of the human race.
it's never a fiasco when the doctor is in the house.

blessed be, Dr. F...

whenever i feel like playing doctor...

A brother who can rock your stochastic processes. Sayin'!

you are the reason people shouldn't breed.

Operatives directed by One Eyed Seer of oscillating pedigree, subsidize the paramount multinational. -unmistakable syndrome of the Colic Shepherd eradicator.

Sometimes I feel like Prince, when he had the Dr. and the Revolution behind him, all go go speaker fucking mad doggy freakout fest. I useally feel this way around Dr. Fiasco. When people ask me whom I trust to surf with progressive alternatives in this sea of disillusioned bullshit, I remember the ball we had and say, " Go give kiko a blow job. He deserves it more than me".

I, the Dark Lord of the Underworld, do hereby declare that the good Dr. Fiasco, through the power of his intellect, the scope and sharpness of his wit, and the overall grooviness of his being, will never ever be pissed upon by Cerberus and will be graced with endless delights in the Elysian Fields. Praise him with great praise!!!

I like meat. Kiko is made of meat, therfore I like Kiko. Oh and he smart and thoughtful and surprising in way that makes you go fuck yea todays is a great day to be alive!. Kiko is an american success story. In the little village in Bahia where Kiko comes from the women sing songs that go on for days about Kiko's legendary deeds. Like the time he opened that jar of grape jelly that noone else could open. Kiko is like Arthur but instead of swords and stones he's all about jars and grape jelly. Fiasco uber alles.

thank you for your patronage. i appreciate your business.

i've dreamt of a hundred testamonials to write to this guy, and after i wake up, they all seem pale in comparison to spending five minutes in his company.
he is the epitome of 'still waters run deep' and i'm honored to have him as my friend.
rice, chicken, and poetry are just so much better with him...

have you SEEN this man's ass?

no, seriously. cause if you had, well, let me just tell you, you would be doing things better than reading this testimonial.