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Dr. Fiasco

joined on 11/15/04
last updated 04/21/08
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Who the hell are these people?

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Enquanto isso, na Fiascosfera...

So, I went to Whole Foods. I went in there and got some fruit. The fruit was organic, not because I care, but because they only had organic peaches. Got some sushi too. Went through the cashier, brought my own canvas bag with me, which entitles me to a 5c discount that I can either take or donate to charity. There's a list of charities I can choose from. So I donate my 5c to the Fund for the Oppressed Wymyn of the Island of Chunga or something like that.

Then I went home in my (fuel-... read more
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December 20, 2007
I recommend his products and/or services.
October 15, 2007
A HERO!!! my car got towed. i had no money. annoying drunk friend of a friend was making things worse. Dr. Fiasco picked me up and brought me to the station, threw down the plastic and we were driving away with my car in less than 10 minutes. a gentleman giant. a real friend to all loving creatures. xoxoxox!!!!
(.....maybe we can knock $15 bucks off my tab for this outstanding testimonial?...)
September 11, 2007
Dr. Fiasco appeared to me on a grilled cheese sammich this morning, and he tasted GOOD!

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March 16, 2007
Wow! I'm surprised I haven't left a testimonial.
March 15, 2007
every time i play doctor it's, "bon jour le degat!"
but w/Dr. Fiasco it's different...
February 22, 2007
this man is one of the few of his species that merits the term exellent example for the untapped potential of the human race.
it's never a fiasco when the doctor is in the house.

blessed be, Dr. F...
February 16, 2007
whenever i feel like playing doctor...
July 28, 2006
A brother who can rock your stochastic processes. Sayin'!
April 19, 2006
you are the reason people shouldn't breed.
November 28, 2005
Operatives directed by One Eyed Seer of oscillating pedigree, subsidize the paramount multinational. -unmistakable syndrome of the Colic Shepherd eradicator.
November 7, 2005
Sometimes I feel like Prince, when he had the Dr. and the Revolution behind him, all go go speaker fucking mad doggy freakout fest. I useally feel this way around Dr. Fiasco. When people ask me whom I trust to surf with progressive alternatives in this sea of disillusioned bullshit, I remember the ball we had and say, " Go give kiko a blow job. He deserves it more than me".
October 20, 2005
I, the Dark Lord of the Underworld, do hereby declare that the good Dr. Fiasco, through the power of his intellect, the scope and sharpness of his wit, and the overall grooviness of his being, will never ever be pissed upon by Cerberus and will be graced with endless delights in the Elysian Fields. Praise him with great praise!!!
October 13, 2005
I like meat. Kiko is made of meat, therfore I like Kiko. Oh and he smart and thoughtful and surprising in way that makes you go fuck yea todays is a great day to be alive!. Kiko is an american success story. In the little village in Bahia where Kiko comes from the women sing songs that go on for days about Kiko's legendary deeds. Like the time he opened that jar of grape jelly that noone else could open. Kiko is like Arthur but instead of swords and stones he's all about jars and grape jelly. Fiasco uber alles.
March 23, 2005
thank you for your patronage. i appreciate your business.
March 4, 2005


i've dreamt of a hundred testamonials to write to this guy, and after i wake up, they all seem pale in comparison to spending five minutes in his company.
he is the epitome of 'still waters run deep' and i'm honored to have him as my friend.
rice, chicken, and poetry are just so much better with him...
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