October 7, 2006
Introducing
The
Right
Esteemed
Honorable
Reverend
Mister
Dee Jay
Doctor
TOAST
Esquire
von
масло
Junior
the III
also known as toast. just toast.
March 31, 2006
I once saw Jim eat a piece of bread that (gasp) to my shock and horror wasn't toasted. My world began to crumble like a piece of nicely toasted rye. Well, suffice it to say, I sent a note to the American Toast Association asking that they inquire into the validity of "Dr. Toast's" degree in "Toastology"... No response as of yet. I also never got responses from the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, or the Tooth Fairy. Coincidence? I'll let you decide.
April 18, 2005
jim's the greatest.
he's caring, cute and cool.
ladies, you get better get with jim while you still have the chance, you don't know what you're missing!!!
October 6, 2003
They don't give out doctorates in toastology to just anyone -- you have to be reliable, dedicated, kind, excellent at scratching, and able to be silly as you wanna be. If you need a toast recipe, XLR-to-1/4 cable, or a friend to trust, Jim is your man.