It is imposible to classify John as a particular type of person, something that is blatently evident in the variety of his friends. We range from computer obsessed dorks to the flaky and overpriveleged with everything in between. I'm obviously kind of partial to him, seeing as the only time that I have been truly happy since meeting him are the times we are together. John is definitly one of the best people I have ever met in my life, and I can never use the breakup excuse that "we have nothing in common". That has been shot down many times. He is one of the few people who are able to understand me, something that takes great skill and determination, and I love him for it.

I love John! His wry wit and great sense of humor are bar none. Seriously, one of the most intelligent and interesting people I know. And, he knows how to translate the Aeneid from latin!

When John comes to mind, a Jhonen Vasquez story follows desperately clinging:

"I thought it were a chigger, but it weren't no chigger!! Spooky!! So I ran! But it were... Hey!! You're not my dad!!...

Waaait!! This man is not dead!! Stop!! Oh, the horror!! The funky horror!! Stricken with a malady that mimicks death!! Holy pigshit, Batman!! Attacking all outer physical functions!! Fooling all the stupids!! GARG!! I am saying GAAARG!!"

Beyond the beautiful scene with Happy Noodle Fun Boy (seriously, thanks Jhonen), John is an odd gentleman. He enjoys searching and exploring as much as everyone should. I'm glad you stopped here.