He is currently a bitch for being able to play World of Warcraft and not Halo 2. However Fucking Red is my hommie. Soon I will be close enough to visit. pEaCe be with you........

Rederic Suave scares me...
he's like the "sadistic mother who drinks and beats me with a rachet every night because I made daddy leave with the secretary" I never had...

Fucking Red!!! From 7 series to 3 series, State St. to The Strip, nothing but trouble is what every moment I spend with this cat is all about. Piece be with you. AK47 or an AUG!

Red is my best friend. I love him to death. I have known him forever, it seems. When things seemed most bleak, it was him who saved the day-even thought he may have not even known it-
No one can talk shit so eloquently and effectively, and yet still be such a sweet guy on the interior....On top of that, he's really fucking smart and the most reliable friend i have ever had. I can't ask for better...cuz there aint none.

oh and mama says he's bona-fide.

Red is good fricking people.
He used to let me drive his BMW. Now we both own BMW's and we have become fairly adept at pimping the hoes. Weve had some seriously good times together. Red has a contagious ass laugh, and when hes not busy putting it in the pooper, hes partnering in crime with our crew.
Red a funny guy, I highly reccomend giving him some road-head.
Help him help you. Also, he used to use Macs, but now he has a PC. Theres hope for him yet folks ;)
He was my parter-in-crime the first time i did 'something bad' in vegas, and he even helped me get rid of the hookers body afterward.
We both love the ocean, were both squids, and we both like teasing a certain best friend of ours about being dumb. Im honored to call red an inner-circle friend.

"Mr. Tippy! Get your ass down to the strip, and dont come back without some nose candy."
- Red, Vegas, 2004