This is great. Yesterday was not my day... So I had to go to the DMV to get an in-state driver's liscence. I had to take the test, eye exam, etc. Then they were like ok you passed, so go next door and wait. I was number 28 so I waited and waited and then I got up there and they were like, "Um the machine's broken, so we like can't give you a liscence today." I was like, "Um you could have told me this an hour ago, but whatever." So, off I go. I'm so hungry so I pull off into this small Chinese restaurant. I order my food than go to the bathroom to pee. (I have to include details or you won't get the full effect of what's about to happen next). After I pee I stand up, and my wallet falls into the toilet. AHHHHH. I have to fish the thing out with my hands and then wash it in the sink. Then I'm so frazzeled, that I drop my cell phone. The battery pops off and goes flying into this poor woman's stall who has to hand it to me from under the door. This woman turned out to be my waitress so I'm totally humiliated. By now I'm like, "Ok so this is not my day." But, the food was good so I'm okay. On my way home I'm thinking, "hmmm, my left overs smell really good." But, when I look over I realize that the bag tipped over and all the sauce is leaking all over my boyfriend's car. (I'm driving his car b/c my car broke down two days ago!!!!) By now, I'm thinking, "my life is a total sitcom." Sometimes I really do wish I could throw one back and watch someone else live it!!!