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Post-decompression grocery list of Doom

   Tue, October 11, 2005 - 11:36 AM
1. gallon of o.j.
2. brillo pad
3. cup of vaseline
4. 7 xanax
5. broom and dustpan
6. elbow length latex gloves
7. 637 hits of extra-strength aspirin
8. callousfile thingy
9. new guts
10. babysitter
11. attorney on retainer
12. SEX OF ALL KINDS {and SEXES}[the Good kinds]
13. ball-gag
19. teleporter
14. bananas, condoms, k-y [only because vaseline breaks down condoms]
15. ketamine
16. typwriter
17. 70's funk music
18. new socks
20.pen
21.pez dispenser shaped like a frog [that'd be dope, yeah]
Wait! We''ll just ask Paul's mom

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Thanks for the geatest weekend of my life,
M.



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Tue, October 11, 2005 - 12:24 PM
You know there's an LA decom right??
Tue, October 11, 2005 - 1:00 PM
yah dude...
so far i've gotten the new socks, new guts, the bananas and condoms... i think i could use my bandanas as ball gags... and oh there's vasoline at my house, maybe not a cup but...

i love you monique.
i had such a blast this weekend.
again, again! for halloween?
Tue, October 11, 2005 - 5:55 PM
Wait...
The song is bannana's and blow. Why condoms? Never mind. I don't want to know.

It was good to see you guys and to hang with Monique for the first time. You guys rock. I'll see you again very soon, I hope.
Wed, October 12, 2005 - 1:18 PM
r ya
r ya goin ?

i know i am
Tue, April 25, 2006 - 5:42 PM
ha
when recalling the company that day it seems so obvious who listed what item: personalities leaping out in strange ways. what a fun day.