October 15, 2003
Is it ok to copy and paste the testimonial I wrote for Friendster? IT HAD BETTER BE!
HITCHM! Mr. Hitchens is a shady character, having dealt with the likes of Dr. No-Face, Elbon Fets, and Leknerk Enaj. Despite these associations, Matthew has prevailed to become #1 Guy among bulldog puppies and EGGS. After a rigorous testing phase, the Matthew Hitchens comes highly recommended, with a full lifetime warranty and the expertise of Edward Lyman included. If you have a computer, he should install things or your power cord might get broken. NO DEAL! *BWOW* Matt Hitchens: man, myth, legend.
