If ever you need to feel special, and feel like there is still someone in this world who "gets it," Crow is your man. Never before has anyone been so sincerely kind and caring. Talking to crow is like having it be your birthday every day while raining roses. His intelligence is nuanced with personal experience that results in him being a source of quiet strenth, wisdom and love. This man will be the first to be raptured.

Also, he plays really cool video games, and is into theatre --which makes him *that* much cooler than everyone else.

This guy is on par with the angels; he spreads goodness like jelly on a buttermilk biscuit. As a testament to the wings jutting out of his scapulae, Crow has perfect pitch. Get to know him while he's still on this mortal coil. Most. Caring Guy. Ever.

If God told me he was going to destroy the earth unless i could give him one example of a human who has lived up to his standard, then i would point to Crow. At that point, God would zap Crow up into the heavenly spaceship where he would get totally mellowed out by Crow's sensitivities. He would probably then appoint Crow to some heavenly position and give him hair trigger lightning bolt action in his index finger so Crow could smite the unholy back on earth. This would fit in great with Crow's mentality since he loves First person shooter video games.

Crow is one of the few truly good people I know. He always puts his needs after the needs of others, it is utterly against his nature to be disingenuous and he can always be counted on.

I say this as one of the most cynical people you may encounter. It's all true.